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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Rage is the most important fuel on which the neckbeard runs (with meatbread coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the troll whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling.

Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with Raege, or there *will* be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that boring 2011 video game.

Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate

/tg/
Reality
Fiction
Existence
1d4chan
4chan
- Anonymous
- /b/tards
- Itself
  - Fatbeards
The Alphabet
The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic
A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-RAPE.
Avatar
Every Black Library author, including (but not limited to) Dan Abnett, Graham McNeill, and Aaron Dembski-Bowden. And they're the popular ones. (Sandy Mitchell seems more or less immune to this, probably because the Ciaphas Cain books are awesome.)
Chakats
/d/Ms
Dawn of War 2's Multiplayer Mode outside of Last Stand
Derp
Drizzt
Dungeons and Dragons; all editions, but especially Third Edition and 4th Edition * Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition
- People who hate said Fourth Edition
- People who like said Fourth Edition
- World of Warcraft clone
- Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5
- People who complain when the biggest problem of the last edition got fixed
Dwarf Fortress
- Graphic tileset Dwarf Fortress
- ASCII Dwarf Fortress
Dwarves
Elves
Emoticons
Ex-Sharran emo/goth elves seeking redemption.
FATAL
- Overly complicated
- Wizards are overpowered
- Need a prestige class to be successful
- Literally runs on Rape
Everything
Fanfics/Writefaggotry
Fish of Fucking Fury
Furries, especially Flare
- Werewolves
Games Workshop
Homebrews
- Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players
- Creating your own personal FanFic
- Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer
Imperial32
Mary Sues
Matt Ward
- Robin Cruddace
  - Phil Kelly
My Little Pony
- Could be arguable, as some fa/tg/uys actually like it.
  - This causes the rest to rage hard enough to make up for the loss.
    - Hey, if its popular enough to be parodied by famous internet people like the nostalgia critic, it must have some merits, right? *BLAM* One could make the same argument for Twilight, heretic.
Kender
Orcs
Orks
~~Skub~~
Star Trek IX
- J. J. Abrams's lens-flare faggotry
- J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds
StarCraft
Tripfags
Order of the Stick
- The art is shitty.
- Even if the art is done on purpose, it's still shitty.
- Where are the jokes?
- Wall of Text/WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
- The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke]
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Roleplayers
Rollplayers
Suptg
Tabletop Games
That Guy
Trolls
Twilight
- Vampires
- Mormons (morons)
- SUMMIT PICTURES, YOU SON OF A BITCH. FUCK YOU FOR FUCKING UP ALL VAMPIRES AROUND THE WORLD
- YOU REALLY NEED A FUCKING EXAMPLE GO FUCKING JUMP IN A EXSTERMANOTIS AND PREY FOR FORGIVNESS FROM THE EMPROR
Video games
Weeaboos
Warhammer 40,000
- Expensive figurines
- Multilasers
- Matt Fucking Ward
- Kids obsessed with SPEESH MAREEENS
Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd Edition
- Special Dice
- ~~It's a Damned Card Game~~ ~~No it isn't. Fuck you.~~ Yes it is.
WARMACHINE
Women
WoD
WoW
Nothing
You
Jokaero
- Mainly the barrel of monkeys
The End Times
- YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!

Warhammer: Age of Sigmar
- People who hate said Aos
- People who like said AoS

Gallery

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Rage and TV!
As long as the Sun, the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will RAGE. Wait, wrong anime...
An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED.
More probable: Time for rape.
The Emperor is displeased.
ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN
Now in HD, for the new decade.NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR
Sister of Battle initiate Kanaya Mayram shows you how rage is done. (With a chainsaw)