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The graceful Rape in a field.

Rape: performing a sexual act on a person without their consent.

More Rape

In rape, you are forced into a helpless situation, where the only reasonable course of action is to give up and just get the fuck down and pray he she stops before consequences are never the same again. Getting "raped" in the non-sexual sense, is being utterly dominated by the opposition with no hope of relief.

Examples of Non-Sexual Rape In Action

  • A squad of Eldar Guardians being charged by a squad of anything.
  • A squad of Grots facing down a Chaos Vindicator.
  • A Tau unit of any kind against a Hive Tyrant in melee combat.
  • A Tau unit of any kind against anything that can move in melee combat. Even another tau unit.
  • Damn near anything facing down a Dreadknight. Lets see how it will do against Angron
  • A squad of Daemons facing down a Grey Knight Terminator Squad.
  • A single heretic against an Inquisitor Lord.
  • Anything within 6 inches of Abaddon the Despoiler, if only because Creed is about to drop a Baneblade on him.
  • A squad of Imperial Guardsmen against a Dark Eldar raiding party. This one almost certainly -does- contain sexual rape.
  • An Ork army facing a trio of Manticore Rocket Launchers.
  • A horde of Tyranid gaunts against a Land Raider Redeemer.
  • A Pretty Marine Dreadnought at standoff range against a trio of XV88 Battlesuits.
  • A Sisters of Battle Player in 5th Edition.
  • A Tau player in an independent gamers' club that does not have a Space Elf player as well.
  • C'tan Shards.
  • Eldar when Goto is on the prowl. That is most likely sexual rape
  • Warhammer 40K fluff and crunch at the hands of Matt Ward.
  • The Sisters of Battle at the grubby hands of Matt Ward.
  • Anything at the hands of Matt Ward.
  • An uppity PC against a grumpy GM.
  • Tomb of Horrors
  • Tomb Kings before their recent update.
  • An oldschool Magic: The Gathering deck going up against any other deck sporting cards from ANY expansions in the last five years or so.
  • Anything under the leadership of FAILbaddon the armless vs anything under the command of Creed.
  • A troll talking to a smar/tg/uy.
  • A unit of heretics being assaulted by a full unit of honour guard all equipped with relic blades.
  • A table that was Made in China used by Ork, Tyranid and Guard players.
  • Dark Eldar going up against Orks in Apocalypse.
  • Angron charging anything.
  • Daemons vs Grey Knights
  • Chaos Space Marines vs Grey Knights
  • Anything vs Grey Knights
  • Anyone trying to outsmart - Hang on, what's that Titan doing there?
  • Anyone within charge range of a genestealer brood
  • A Carnifex charging a Chimera
  • The Swarmlord.
  • Imperator class battle titan.
  • Necron mass flyer list vs anything but Imperial Guard with 18 hydras.
  • When Cultists are holding your objectives
  • When Guardsmen are holding your objectives
  • When Guardsmen are charging objectives
  • When daemons of khorne are charging anything