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* A Lord of Skulls reduced to one Hull Point, armed with a Great Cleaver of Khorne, going up against a Tau Ethereal
* A Lord of Skulls reduced to one Hull Point, armed with a Great Cleaver of Khorne, going up against a Tau Ethereal
* an army that Robin Cruddace dosen't like.
* an army that Robin Cruddace dosen't like.
* Any Space-battles involving the [[Halo|UNSC]] against the [[Codex - The Covenant|Covenant Navy]], especially if it is something to do with a Super-Carrier.
* Every single SPARTAN-II's and every single UNSC Land-Vehicles, against an entire Swarm of Covenant Super-Scarabs with a hundred Covenant Super-Carriers...*A colossal Rapetastic battle ensues, with the UNSC shitting themselves.*
* Reapers from Mass Effect against the [[Doctor Who|Time Lords from Doctor Who.]]
* Reapers from Mass Effect against the [[Doctor Who|Time Lords from Doctor Who.]]
* Anything from Sci-Fi against anything from the Marvel Pantheon of Gods.
* Anything from Sci-Fi against anything from the Marvel Pantheon of Gods.

Revision as of 03:36, 9 November 2013

The graceful Rape in a field.

Rape: performing a sexual act on a person without their consent.

More Rape

In rape, you are forced into a helpless situation, where the only reasonable course of action is to give up and just get the fuck down and pray he she stops before consequences are never the same again. Getting "raped" in the non-sexual sense, is being utterly dominated by the opposition with no hope of relief.

Examples of Non-Sexual Rape In Action

  • Going against a Blood Angels army that fields more than 3 Death Company Dreadnoughts
  • A squad of Grots facing down a Chaos Vindicator.
  • A Tau unit of any kind against a Hive Tyrant in melee combat.
  • A Tau unit of any kind against anything that can move in melee combat. Even another Tau unit.
  • A Tau unit armed with pulse carbines, led by a Fireblade, within 12" of an Ethereal, within 18" of ANYTHING, hmm, 48 S5 AP5 shots are making the Greater Good look pretty good now, huh?
  • Damn near anything facing down a Dreadknight.
  • A squad of Daemons facing down a Grey Knight Terminator Squad.
  • A single heretic against an Inquisitor Lord.
  • Anything within 6 inches of Abaddon the Despoiler.
  • A squad of Imperial Guardsmen against a Dark Eldar raiding party. Might be sexual rape thrown in there for fun...
  • An Ork army facing a trio of Manticore Rocket Launchers.
  • A horde of Tyranid gaunts against a Land Raider Redeemer.
  • A Pretty Marine Dreadnought at standoff range against a trio of XV88 Battlesuits.
  • A command Leman Russ Vanquisher with coa-xial heavy stubber, artificer hull and monster-slayer shells agnst anything without solid invuln.
  • A Sisters of Battle Player in 5thNOPE! Any Edition.
  • Anything without a two plus save deepstriking within 36 inches of a missleside squad.
  • C'tan Shards.
  • Eldar when Goto is on the prowl.
  • Warhammer 40K fluff and crunch at the hands of Matt Ward.
  • The Sisters of Battle at the grubby hands of Matt Ward.
  • Anything at the hands of Matt Ward.
  • An uppity PC against a grumpy GM.
  • Tomb of Horrors
  • Tomb Kings before their recent update.
  • An oldschool Magic: The Gathering deck going up against any other deck sporting cards from ANY expansions in the last five years or so.
  • Anything under the leadership of FAILbaddon the armless vs anything under the command of Creed.
  • A troll talking to a smar/tg/uy.
  • A unit of heretics being assaulted by a full unit of honour guard all equipped with relic blades.
  • Any vehicle that is in the line of sight of a hammerhead. (Bonus points if longstrike is in it and he's facing down IG)
  • What fish of fury used to be.
  • A table that was Made in China used by Ork, Tyranid and Guard players. Bonus points if using metal mini's or playing apocolypse
  • Dark Eldar going up against Orks in Apocalypse.
  • Tyranids going up against Dark Eldar in Apocalypse.
  • Anything going up against Chaos Guard+Marines+Daemons combo in Apocalypse.
  • Angron charging anything.
  • Burna-boyz overwatching anything without terminator armor stupid enough to charge them.
  • <insertname>wing army facing a trio of Ectoplama Forgefiends or Ion Riptide battlesuits
  • Daemons vs Gey Knights
  • Chaos Space Marines vs Gey Knights
  • Anything vs Gey Knights
  • Anyone trying to outsmart - Hang on, what's that Titan doing there?
  • Anyone within charge range of a genestealer brood
  • A Carnifex charging a Chimera
  • The Swarmlord.
  • Imperator class battle titan.
  • Necron mass flyer list vs anything but Imperial Guard with 18 hydras.
  • Elysian mass flyer list vs ANYTHING.
  • When Cultists are holding your objectives
  • When Guardsmen are holding your objectives
  • When Guardsmen are charging objectives
  • When daemons of Khorne are charging anything
  • Skulltaker
  • Vortex missile
  • A Hierophant Biotitan with 3++ saves and feel no pain against anything.
  • 5th Ed Blood Angels Not Quite....
  • Dark Angels against Chaos Marines.
  • Just about anything being charged by Blood/Chaos knights. AH HA, DOSE UMIES DONT GOT NUTHIN ON OUR BOARBOYZ
  • Sly Marbo againts pretty much everything.
  • A trio of XV9's in a 1200 point game.
  • A Lord of Skulls reduced to one Hull Point, armed with a Great Cleaver of Khorne, going up against a Tau Ethereal
  • an army that Robin Cruddace dosen't like.
  • Reapers from Mass Effect against the Time Lords from Doctor Who.
  • Anything from Sci-Fi against anything from the Marvel Pantheon of Gods.

See also

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