Rape

The graceful Rape in a field.

Rape: performing a sexual act on a person without their consent.

In rape, you are forced into a helpless situation, where the only reasonable course of action is to give up and just get the fuck down and pray he/she it stops before consequences are never the same again. Getting "raped" in the non-sexual sense, is being utterly dominated by the opposition with no hope of relief.

Examples of Non-sexual Rape In Action

• Anything on the table with Horus Lupercal.
• Ferrus Manus riding atop a Landraider Spartan like a surfer, repairing it, as he is shooting his assault weapons, before Swanton Bombing (look it up) into the nearest unit and smashing it with Forgebreaker.
• Konrad Curze against anything that's not immune to fear.
• Ahzek Ahriman, with enough allied psykers around him against anything without solid DtW.
• Going against a Blood Angels army that fields more than 3 Death Company Dreadnoughts
• A squad of Grots facing down a Chaos Vindicator.
• A Tau unit of any kind against a Hive Tyrant in melee combat.
• A Tau unit of any kind against anything that can enter melee combat. Even another Tau unit.
• A Tau unit armed with pulse carbines, led by a Fireblade, within 12" of an Ethereal, within 18" of ANYTHING.
• Damn near anything facing down a Dreadknight.
• A squad of Daemons facing down a Grey Knight Terminator Squad.
• A single heretic against an Inquisitor Lord.
• Anything within 6 inches of Abaddon the Despoiler false he has no arms.
• Anything within 6 inches of Mephiston.
• A squad of Imperial Guardsmen against a Dark Eldar raiding party. In more ways than one...
• An Ork army facing a trio of Manticore Rocket Launchers.
• A horde of Tyranid gaunts against a Land Raider Redeemer.
• A Dreadnought at standoff range against a trio of XV88 Battlesuits.
• A command Leman Russ Vanquisher with co-axial heavy stubber, artificer hull and monster-slayer shells against anything without solid invuln save.
• A Sisters of Battle Player in 5th any Edition.
• Anything without a two plus save deepstriking within 36 inches of a missleside squad.
• C'tan Shards.
• Eldar when Goto is on the prowl.
• Warhammer 40K fluff and crunch at the hands of Matt Ward.
• The Sisters of Battle at the grubby hands of Matt Ward.
• Anything at the hands of Matt Ward.
• An uppity PC against a grumpy GM.
• Tomb of Horrors
• Tomb Kings before their recent update.
• An oldschool Magic: The Gathering deck going up against any other deck sporting cards from ANY expansions in the last five years or so.
• Anything under the leadership of Abigail the Armless vs anything under the command of Creed.
• A troll talking to a fat/tg/uy.
• A unit of heretics being assaulted by a full unit of Honour Guard all equipped with relic blades.
• Any vehicle that is in the line of sight of a Hammerhead. (Bonus points if Longstrike is in it and he's facing down IG)
• What Fish of Fury used to be.
• What the Riptide is now.
• A table that was Made in China used by Ork, Tyranid and Guard players. Bonus points if using metal mini's or playing apocolypse
• Dark Eldar going up against Orks in Apocalypse.
• Tyranids going up against Dark Eldar in Apocalypse.
• Anything going up against Chaos Guard+Marines+Daemons combo in Apocalypse.
• Angron charging anything.
• Burna-boyz overwatching anything without terminator armor stupid enough to charge them.
• Wraithguard with D-scythes overwatching anything, up to and including bio-titans
  • D-Weapons in general if the Dice God favors a player that uses Codex Eldar: Craftworlds.
    • What the Wraith Knight became in said Codex.
• <insertname>wing army facing a trio of Ectoplasma Forgefiends or Ion Riptide battlesuits
• Daemons vs Grey Knights
• Chaos Space Marines vs Grey Knights
• Anyone trying to outsmart - Hang on, what's that Titan doing there?
• Anyone within charge range of a Genestealer brood
• A Carnifex charging a Chimera
• The Swarmlord...before 6th Edition
• Imperator class battle titan.
• Necron mass flyer list vs anything but Imperial Guard with 18 hydras.
• Elysian mass flyer list vs ANYTHING.
• When Cultists are holding your objectives
• When Guardsmen are holding your objectives
• When Guardsmen are charging objectives
• When Daemons of Khorne are charging anything
• Skulltaker w/Juggernaut vs. Anything
• 6th Edition Vortex Deathstrike Missile aimed at anything not in Terminator Armour.
• A Hierophant Biotitan with 3++ saves and feel no pain against anything.
• 6th edition Tau.
• Dark Angels against Chaos Marines.
• Just about anything being charged by Blood/Chaos knights.
• DOZE SAME GITZ GETTIN' CHARGED BY BOARBOYZ. AH HA, DOSE UMIES DON'T GOT NUTHIN ON US!
• Sly Marbo against pretty much everything.
• A trio of XV9's in a 1200 point game.
• A Lord of Skulls reduced to one Hull Point, armed with a Great Cleaver of Khorne, going up against a Tau Ethereal
• Any army that Robin Cruddace doesn't like.
• Reapers from Mass Effect against the Time Lords from Doctor Who.
• Anything from Sci-Fi against anything from the Marvel Pantheon of Gods.
• Anything worse than AP3 against an opponent who's playing a Siege Assault list. Re-rollable 3+ Armour Saves, for when being That Guy just isn't enough.
• Cypher against anything involving or relating to the Dark Angels.
• Chapter Master Smashbane and Iron Father Smashfucker double teaming some poor sod.
• Anything getting charged by Skarbrand
• A Skaven Hell Pit Abomination getting right back up after dying.
• A Leman Russ Punisher staring down an Ork mob. Bonus points if Pask is commanding it.
• Nagash. Just. Nagash.
• Malekith as The Eternity King.
• Imerial Knight army lists
• Whenever Matt Ward touches WH40k
• An Umbra against any number of Imperial Guards/Canon Fodder.
• Whenever a WH40k fanboy enters a forum regarding space Marines.
• Any sufficiently kitted out Death Star unit in 40K.
• Any Death Star unit in 40K buffed with a shitload of Blessings.
• Khorne Daemonkin army that just summoned six Bloodthirsters.
• The "newest" addition to the fuck-you-mine's-bigger contest
• Anything from the fluff regarding the lamenters.
• Vintage deck playing against a standard deck.

See also

• Anal circumference
• For those who came here looking for something else, it's here. Not that I'm one of those people... Nice try Slaaneshi cultist! *BLAM*

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