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This is a quote from the most excellent Doom Comic Book (or so bad it's good, depends or whether or not you think it's intentionally funny), in which a Berserker Packing Man and a Half, a 12.0 on a 10.0 Scale of Badness, with a headful of mad and a handful of vertebrae, tries to attack a Cyberdemon with his fist. Read the thing, it's [[awesome]]. | This is a quote from the most excellent Doom Comic Book (or so bad it's good, depends or whether or not you think it's intentionally funny), in which a Berserker Packing Man and a Half, a 12.0 on a 10.0 Scale of Badness, with a headful of mad and a handful of vertebrae, tries to attack a Cyberdemon with his fist. Read the thing, it's [[awesome]]. | ||
If any of you have read Beowulf (which any D&D player ''should'') then you all know that Beowulf should have yelled this exact phrase ([[Awesome|in Old English!]]) when he [[ | If any of you have read Beowulf (which any D&D player ''should'') then you all know that Beowulf should have yelled this exact phrase ([[Awesome|in Old English!]]) when he [[World Eaters|tore Grendel's arm off.]] He probably did, but the author was too busy [[Imperial Cult|putting the word of god into it]] to notice. | ||
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You are huge! That means you have huge guts!
This is a quote from the most excellent Doom Comic Book (or so bad it's good, depends or whether or not you think it's intentionally funny), in which a Berserker Packing Man and a Half, a 12.0 on a 10.0 Scale of Badness, with a headful of mad and a handful of vertebrae, tries to attack a Cyberdemon with his fist. Read the thing, it's awesome.
If any of you have read Beowulf (which any D&D player should) then you all know that Beowulf should have yelled this exact phrase (in Old English!) when he tore Grendel's arm off. He probably did, but the author was too busy putting the word of god into it to notice.
Dynamite!
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RIP AND TEAR!
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CLEAVE AND SMITE!
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HUG AND CUDDLE!
See Also
External Links
- The Doom Comic (For best results, read it out loud while doing an impression of Duffman)
- Now there is a reading!