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You are huge! That means you have huge guts!
This is a quote from the most excellent Doom Comic Book, in which a Berserker Packing Man and a Half, a 12.0 on a 10.0 Scale of Badness, with a headful of mad and a handful of vertebrae (better known to the world as "Doomguy"), tries to attack a Cyberdemon with his fist. Read the thing, it's awesome.
If any of you have read Beowulf (which any D&D player should) then you all know that Beowulf should have yelled this exact phrase (in Old English!) when he tore Grendel's arm off. He probably did, but the author was too busy putting the word of god into it to notice.
40K also has an equivalent of this, thanks to the comic known as The Redeemer. If anyone in your Dark Heresy group ever decides to play as a cleric or other redemption cultist (Especially if they're from Necromunda), liberal usage of "SCOURGE AND PURGE!" is recommended.
Dynamite!
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RIP AND TEAR!
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CLEAVE AND SMITE!
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HUG AND CUDDLE!
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SCOURGE AND PURGE!
See Also
External Links
- The Doom Comic (For best results, read it out loud while doing an impression of Duffman)
- Now there is a reading!