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Sergals are a species made by a very sick [[ Weeaboo| Japanese]] furry who decided to give them a tongue-like clitoral hood just to make them unique and give them the capacity to lick your balls as you fuck them. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: '''raping.''' The prevalence of belief that the "clitounge" is used to rape everything causes distress to the original artist, causing him to remove it and add breasts to the females to try to dispel the claims of rape; making them even more furry in the process. He has stated in hilariously broken English that it's to "guide the penis." | |||
They're also into vore, slavery and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pregnancy. The most popular Sergal is General Rain, recognized by her golden eyes which she marks with blood. She eats babies. | |||
Sergals are known to cause epic amounts of rage in any fa/tg/uy, and as such can be used for insta-effective trolling. | Sergals are known to cause epic amounts of rage in any fa/tg/uy, and as such can be used for insta-effective trolling. Some have argued that they would make decent antagonists in a tabletop game, but the are quickly drowned out by cries of "FURFAG." | ||
A set of Commissar Sergal pics exists, carefully suited especially for trolling those [[Warhammer_40,000|skub lovers]] occupying your board. | |||
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[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/trancymick The original artist's furry website] |
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Sergals are a species made by a very sick Japanese furry who decided to give them a tongue-like clitoral hood just to make them unique and give them the capacity to lick your balls as you fuck them. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: raping. The prevalence of belief that the "clitounge" is used to rape everything causes distress to the original artist, causing him to remove it and add breasts to the females to try to dispel the claims of rape; making them even more furry in the process. He has stated in hilariously broken English that it's to "guide the penis." They're also into vore, slavery and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pregnancy. The most popular Sergal is General Rain, recognized by her golden eyes which she marks with blood. She eats babies.
Sergals are known to cause epic amounts of rage in any fa/tg/uy, and as such can be used for insta-effective trolling. Some have argued that they would make decent antagonists in a tabletop game, but the are quickly drowned out by cries of "FURFAG."
A set of Commissar Sergal pics exists, carefully suited especially for trolling those skub lovers occupying your board.