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One day, Slaanesh looked at how all the other Chaos Gods had their own unique character. Wanting a piece of the the action, he/her/it created '''Shalaxi Helbane''', a [[Keeper of Secrets]] made ''specifically'' to peg the champions of other Gods, specifically [[Bloodthirster]]s.  To this end, Slaanesh gave her a cloak of tentacles to ensnare his opponents (as if the BDSM allusions couldn't be more obvious).   
One day, Slaanesh looked at how all the other Chaos Gods had their own unique character. Wanting a piece of the the action, he/her/it created '''Shalaxi Helbane''', a [[Keeper of Secrets]] made ''specifically'' to peg the champions of other Gods, specifically [[Bloodthirster]]s.  To this end, Slaanesh gave her [[/d/|a cloak of with strips that morph into tentacles to ensnare his opponents]].   


It has done this numerous times, and it is said that the almighty goat has managed to take down [[Skarbrand]] himself once in combat. As of the Psychic Awakening, it has been dispatched to destroy the [[Ynnari]] by any means necessary.   
It has done this numerous times, and it is said that the almighty goat has managed to take down [[Skarbrand]] himself once in combat. As of the Psychic Awakening, it has been dispatched to destroy the [[Ynnari]] by any means necessary.   

Revision as of 22:20, 22 March 2020

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going (since Shalaxi's a Slaaneshi daemon, it might even be true)

One day, Slaanesh looked at how all the other Chaos Gods had their own unique character. Wanting a piece of the the action, he/her/it created Shalaxi Helbane, a Keeper of Secrets made specifically to peg the champions of other Gods, specifically Bloodthirsters. To this end, Slaanesh gave her a cloak of with strips that morph into tentacles to ensnare his opponents.

It has done this numerous times, and it is said that the almighty goat has managed to take down Skarbrand himself once in combat. As of the Psychic Awakening, it has been dispatched to destroy the Ynnari by any means necessary.

Other than this, they are known for their fabulous hair reminiscent of David Bowie.

The Daemons of Chaos
Greater Daemons: An'ggrath
Skarbrand
Ka'bandha
Ku'Gath
Scabeiathrax
Ulkair
Rotigus
Dexcessa
N'kari
Shalaxi Helbane
Synessa
Zarakynel
Aetaos'Rau'Keres
Amon 'Chakai
Kairos Fateweaver
Madail
Vashtorr
Lesser Daemons: Karanak
Skulltaker
Epidemius
Horticulous Slimux
The Masque
Syll Lewdtongue
The Changeling
The Blue Scribes
Daemon Princes: Angron
Doombreed
Mazarall the Butcher
Samus
Valkia the Bloody
Bubonicus
Foulspawn
Mortarion
Azazel
Dechala
Fulgrim
Esske
Sigvald
Magnus the Red
Werner Flamefist
Skreech Verminking Be'lakor
God-Slayer
Lorgar
M'Kar
Perturabo