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Technologically advanced [[furry|rat people]]. Ugly, evil creatures that spread plague wherever they go and topple kingdoms for fun and profit. | Technologically advanced [[furry|rat people]]. Ugly, evil creatures that spread [[AIDS|plague]] wherever they go and topple kingdoms for [[lol|fun and profit]]. Due to thier chronic backstabbing disorder, nobody trusts them, likes them, or wants to be 'allies' with them. | ||
=== Clans === | |||
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They are made up of many clans, the most important ones being: | |||
'''Clan Pestiliens''' (Nurgle [[furry|furries]]) | |||
'''Clan Eshin''' ([[weaboo|Ninja]] rats and assassins) | |||
'''Clan Moulder''' (Frankenstein wannabes and [[AIDS|plague]] monks) | |||
'''Clan Skyre''' (Steampunk rats that are the 'leaders' of the race, and use radioactive aquebi. Also [[DOOMWHEELS]]). | |||
=== Society === | |||
As you may expect, Skaven society is rather literally cutthroat when it comes to promotions. Despite their teamkilling tendencies, they obey the Grey Seers, the prophets of their god, THE HORNED RAT(an aspect of [[Nurgle]]?), without question. Except for the other Grey Seers. | |||
=== Army === | |||
Skaven are your standard horde army. Lots of cheap vermin, backed up by more expensive and/or specialized units. Also, DOOMWHEELS. | |||
=== Fun Facts === | |||
*Grey Seers regularly ride giant bells on scaffolds into battle. | |||
*DOOMWHEELS. | |||
Backstabbing little bastards, they'll fuck you up five different ways without you even knowing about it. If you're lucky. | |||
== DIE DIE MANTHINGS! == | |||
[[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]] | [[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]] | ||
Revision as of 23:00, 10 April 2009
Technologically advanced rat people. Ugly, evil creatures that spread plague wherever they go and topple kingdoms for fun and profit. Due to thier chronic backstabbing disorder, nobody trusts them, likes them, or wants to be 'allies' with them.
Clans
They are made up of many clans, the most important ones being:
Clan Pestiliens (Nurgle furries)
Clan Eshin (Ninja rats and assassins)
Clan Moulder (Frankenstein wannabes and plague monks)
Clan Skyre (Steampunk rats that are the 'leaders' of the race, and use radioactive aquebi. Also DOOMWHEELS).
Society
As you may expect, Skaven society is rather literally cutthroat when it comes to promotions. Despite their teamkilling tendencies, they obey the Grey Seers, the prophets of their god, THE HORNED RAT(an aspect of Nurgle?), without question. Except for the other Grey Seers.
Army
Skaven are your standard horde army. Lots of cheap vermin, backed up by more expensive and/or specialized units. Also, DOOMWHEELS.
Fun Facts
- Grey Seers regularly ride giant bells on scaffolds into battle.
- DOOMWHEELS.
Backstabbing little bastards, they'll fuck you up five different ways without you even knowing about it. If you're lucky.