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Skub in all its glory

Skub IRL

warning: this thread is *snap*core and shrek might need a bigger lens for it.

Skub is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary rage and difference of opinion for mundane very important things; for instance, Warhammer 40,000 and WARMACHINE are often referred to as Skubhammer and Skubmachine.

Politics (and religion (and sports (and history))) are often thought to be skub for grown-up, “respectable” people idiots without an opinion on Skub "respectable" people.

The Arguments

It's good It's Great It's Ok

FUCK SKUB. SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)

SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A HERETIC THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.

SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION! TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH

PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD! Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!*BLAM! HERESY* Oh you, stop that.

Skub is skub and nothing will change that.

Fuck this shite im out NO! SKUB BEST SKUB IZ MOST MALEVOLENT PLAGUE-SKUM

>Still arguing over skub.

Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL SKUB!* *BLAM! THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!* Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub! LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. (Not sure that's a good thing)

LOUD NOISES!!!!! Please do not scream, it agitates the Skublord.

DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!! Matt Ward HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE!

Wait, if Matt Ward wrote Skub into something, isn't that automatically a strike against it? for it MATT WARD IS THE SKUBLORD, IT EVEN RHYMES

SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST LIES AND HERESY, SKUB IS CARCINOGENIC AND TASTES LIKE SHIT

I think Skub tastes like Skub. I have no words for whatever chaos spawn could commit such well worded heres-- IOGPPEPCKKSPPEPPKDKA

skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR) Skub smells are the smells of heaven! >You're never going to heaven, how do you know what it smells like?

Can't we all just sit down and talk about this? FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE!

The Imperium lives to serve skub BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds skub and KILLS IT WITH FIRE (when avaliable)

Essentially marmite. fuk marmite real men go for vegemite A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than Bovril WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.

Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub Pro Skub Anti Skub PRO SKUB!! Nope, anti Skub. Nope.avi, #skubislife Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty Skub user GOD.

Just As Planned. Skub users can't plan for shit.

ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY GOD!!! don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS

Skub is all right, I guess... No, it isn't. Yes, it is. Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your metal skub box.

What about guys who are neutral on skub personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards. Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!

SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE

SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH But that's heresy! *BLAM*'

on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf

Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it

ALL HAIL SKUB!!! ALL HAIL SKUB!!! SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.

I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB

YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!*BLAM*' *BLAM*'*BLAM*' (The Commissar uses skub too)

What the fuck is skub?*BLAM* That's double heresey!

More like hearsay amirite?*BLAM*'

Skub, like Hershey HERESY, tastes delicious SHITTY!

SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!! CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!

Skub? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard *BLAM*'

Fact: A lack of Skub in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL...

IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.

LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.

IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.

IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.

IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.

IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.

IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.

IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.

IT IS MY SKUB AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS. ~The God-Emperor of Mankind On the creation of skub.

SKUB IS DISGUSTING GOO.

>2017 >still not using skub IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY. PRAISE YOU ALMIGHTY SKUB

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!???

2017 and you anti-skub bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!

Skub is the fifth Chaos God.

Skub is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril. LIES, SKUB IS THE EMPRAHS SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had Skub for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had skub for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!

In the end, there is only Skub.

Funfact: Menoth and the Devourer Wurm are fighting over a pot of skub. It's just that good bad Good BAD Skub.

I have such faith in humanity skub humanity skub skubmanity nothing everything Nietzsche's way of thinking. The ability of people all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the pettiest greatest bullshit. Skub

^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be pro-skub or anti-skub. No in between. No sidelines.

• So which are you then, eh?

Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Stop that autistic screeching at once

• This, only filthy skub users screech like that.

Skub is great, fuck you.

Skubbary Execution (skub limbo)

SKARBRAND HATES SKUB

Skub is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its powers tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename Greatness

Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity

One must be enlightened to the Greater Good (The Greater Good) and it's message of harmony between Scub and Anti-Scub join me brothers and siste- *BLAM* DAMN TAU SCUM!

You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe

If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards Skub-lover.

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

Sly Marbo sneakily takes your Skub and proceeds to defecate all over it.

Skub caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle.

Pro-skub and anti-skub need to shut the fuck up OR ELSE. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only skub.

You guys know Skub is actually Orc snot,right? AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT

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  Democracy at its finest!.

• What pro-Skub say:

• What Anti-Skub say:

• What they have in Common:Rage

Both Pro-Skub and Anti-Skub need to shut the fuck up. STFU CENTRIST FAG. SKUB!!!!

I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of Skub and Anti Skub and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos* IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH

Skub ain't that bad. OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION.

SKUB IS THE BEST AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MINE YA CAHNTS

Skub is very good Bad. Who knew?

The Skub will be here forever and always. The Skub sees. The Skub knows. The Skub protects.

Lmao it's 2018 almost 2019 and Im sitting here wondering about the elections. *BLAM! HERESY*

It is 2019 and I'm sitting here wondering about the Skub

Elections bad, skub also badgreat, ya bunch of animals

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FUCK YOUME SKUB LOVERS.

Who cares about skub let's talk about knees and vents.lets not.

FUCK YOURSELF CENTRIST SCUM SKUB FOR LIFE

MATTHEW WARDS USES SKUB, LOOK HOW AWESOME HE IS!

I prefer Skub Lite

Is this Skub eco-friendly?

No, Skub is an environmentally effective memetic toxin which kills baby seals and dancing penguin chicks by the mere act of coming into their awareness. They will also instantly develop the cognitive capacity to understand what Skub is just a fraction of time for said Skub to obliterate their minds. Skub doesn't just kill nature, it causes it existential horror. Still not sure if this is pro or anti Skub propaganda

Want a skub cranberry?

Also Skub "Lite" is why the pun fa/tg/uys is actually descriptive.

No-one knows what Skub truly is, nor any of it's lite or diet or whatever the Holy Thyroid Glands. So, by order of The Ordo Hereticus and the supreme athority of He-Who-Rules-On-Terra any further posts about this shall be executed by the Adeptus Arbites or/and Orgyns. So SHUT IT

scub. more like. sbub. hahahahah

Quick side note: skub is what /ppl/acks use to start twitter flame wars. Even when it looks like they had nothing to do with it, it was them.;)

Skub is my favourite anal lubricant.

PLEASE SKUB MY ASSHOLEE!!11

Skubbing an asshole can cause severe anal warts. Please skub responsibly.

Oh, is that what those weird warts are?

From the moment I learned the weakness of my flesh skub, it disgusted me. I sought strength and certainty in steel skub. I aspired to become one with the blessed skubmachine. Your kind cling to your flesh like a temple skub, as if it will not ultimately decay and fail you. One day, the crude skub biomass will fail you, and you will beg my skubbots kind to save you. But I am already saved skub incarnate. For the machine skub is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Skubnissiah ANTI SKUB INQUISITION!

BaaaaAck when I was yer age, I hed erectil disfunctionun, ser I took skub.

Did it work, grandpa?

Yes No Yes No Shuddup Johnny I killed yer fer a reasin, ya anti-Skub scum No

I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Marmite" bullshit going on in the D20 system right now. Skub deserves much better worse than that.

Can we settle this peacefully? Obviously Skub is the ______ [needs citation]

Brennan sent me here.

Oh the fucking anti-Skub mongs are at it again.

Skub advocates should be sectioned

You know... if Skub didn't exist... would we have any war? What if Skub is the reason Japan bombed those poor Pearl Harborists? What if that once prince who died and started World War One died because he liked skub? What if that one Aztec war was because... Skub? What if the Great Crusade was because of Skub? What if Skub was the reason behind... everything? Ahhh, whatever, fuck it. Skub for life. War forever.

Deep, man.

Fuck philosophy Skub.

Let the Edit Wars begin! And may the games FUCKING SKUB be ever in your favour.

I'm pro anti-skub, but I'm also anti pro-skub.

Skub is The Emperor, Anti-Skub is Chaos. (Make of this what you will) Skub, Skub never changes

Eat Skub Mothafuckas!

If any of you faggots deletes, strikethroughs, etc. this text, I'm gonna fucking delete THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE.

I edited this page and all I got was this Skub...

Skumb deserve death

'In the most ancient time there was a war between but just two factions of such vastness raging through out the Galaxy it causes all the combined current violent exertions all the living, the undead machines and, neverborn spawn of the warp to hide it's collective face away with great shame and say, "We are but the trifling squabble of uncommitted, convictionless children. No longer can we proudly claim to be the harrowing madness of intractable conflict"

War has a memory both honest and longer than even the lifespan of species and it remembers the greatest of all calamities ever to cause thinking minds to seek to obliterate any who harbored disagreement. Yes, War remembers when it was first born in the Galaxy and in only one tale of the ancient times is it mention just one time in passing and the few who know of even that think it to be a lie.

For when the C'tan called the Deceiver told the Silent King they had once fought the Old Ones and lost he spoke of an event so real, so profound in it's effect that even he was obligated to not lie of it occurance..... That war was the first war in our galaxy, when the Even Older Old Ones and Original C'tan became embroiled in the Irreconcilable Disagreement on the nature of Skub.

Where the Deceiver lied was who was for it & who was against it.'

- Opening chapter of The Occulted History of the Great Sundering of Skub

Skub gave birth to all baby boomers, millenials and autisti-- I mean, gen-z children. Abadoo caused the Rift when he opened a jar of skub, just sayin

External Links

Now you can decorate your home with the fanciest skub!

Gallery

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  Pandora's Skub Shit DIVINE NECTAR

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  disgusting GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL FILTHY FALSEHOOD EXCELLENT AND WONDERFUL pro-skub propaganda

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  disgusting GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL disgusting VALOROUS AND HONEST foolish and worthless anti-skub propaganda