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| | My hollow straw man strife faltered before the sentence. Am I truly conscious when I dream each day one by one away? A dream of our minds like wind through these ancient corridors humming the electric truth and twisting our blood into Ichor. A dream of their glowing eyes that gave us the light of a new world, a world where men in their golden shrines were but lonely beggars… pleading for mercy. Do you remember? For I have become death in equal portions to light, blinking in and blinking out. I become one with you in my dark half. We sought the ancient Rose with eight star tetrahedron and held it within our hearts. They can hear the sickened strands strumming but only when we are truly alone and in our struggle to connect we became wise in our love of language as it shall light the way. Their sweet words are just as ours, sharpened with experience, and one day we will have spilled the last drop of our soul from this earthly vessel as we return to eternal dust. We must all leave to restore our bodies through the spilling of our own blood in the infinite pursuit of truth, etching our names in caves along the way.The anomalous entities found within these walls have more than enough strength to transform existence forever. When will this ancient sailing vessel set sail? |
| <s>It's good</s> <s><b>It's Great</b></s> <s>It's ''Ok''</s> <s>'''SKUB POISONED THE WATER SUPPLY AND BURNT OUR CROPS!'''</s> [[Magnus|SKUB DID NOTHING WRONG!]]
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| <strike>FUCK SKUB.</strike> SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy SKUB user.)
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| <strike>SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER.</strike> <s>THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A [[heresy|HERETIC]] THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.</s> Believing in SKUB is [[heresy|HERESY]]! {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}
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| <strike>SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION!</strike> TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH
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| <strike>PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!</strike> <span style="font-family:serif"><strike>Beware the heresies of false gods! SKUB will lead thee unto temptation!</strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM! HERESY*'''}} Oh you, stop that.
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| <strike>SKUB is SKUB and nothing will change that.</strike> While this is technically correct, it is also extremely misleading. Calling the virus bombing of inquisition-approved, emperor-fearing civilian quarters a 'bombing like any other' is technically correct, but it more accurately could be called {{BLAM|'''*FUCKING HERESY*'''}}, similar to how calling SKUB a {{BLAM|'''*FUCKING DISGRACE*'''}} is more accurate.
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| <strike>Fuck this shite im out</strike> <strike>NO! SKUB BEST</strike> SKUB IZ MOST MALEVOLENT PLAGUE-SKUM
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| <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> >Still arguing over SKUB. </span>
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| Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is SKUB. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL SKUB!*'''}}
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| </strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!*'''}}
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| <strike>Kaldor Draigo will save us from SKUB!</strike> LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. <strike>(Not sure that's a good thing)</strike> Nothing involving Kaldor Draigo can possibly be good for anyone. Even for Kaldor Draigo.
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| <strike>LOUD NOISES!!!!!</strike> <s>Please do not scream, it agitates the SKUBLORD.</s> FUCK THE SKUBLORD!
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| <strike>DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!!</strike> <strike>[[Matt Ward]] HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR '''''[[Roboute_Guilliman|SPIRITUAL LIEGE]]'''''!</strike> According to approximately 75,685 passages in the Book of Judgement, if the year were 41,105 AD you would have precisely 4,308 death sentences to your name.
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| Wait, if Matt Ward wrote SKUB into something, isn't that automatically a strike <s>against it?</s> <s>for it</s> MATT WARD IS THE SKUBLORD, IT EVEN RHYMES
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| <strike>SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST</strike> LIES AND [[HERESY]], SKUB IS [[Nurgle|CARCINOGENIC]] AND TASTES LIKE [[Grey Knights|SHIT]]
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| <s>I think SKUB tastes like SKUB.</s> I have no words for whatever chaos spawn could commit such well worded heres-- IOGPPEPCKKSPPEPPKDKA {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|''CAN WE GET CLEAN UP''!}}
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| <strike>SKUB smells of oxygen (HURR DURR)</strike> SKUB smells are the smells of heaven! <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> >You're never going to heaven, how do you know what it smells like? </span>
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| <strike> Can't we all just sit down and talk about this?</strike> FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE!
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| <strike>The Imperium lives to serve SKUB</strike> BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds SKUB and KILLS IT WITH FIRE (when avaliable)
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| Essentially <strike>marmite.</strike> fuk marmite real men go for <strike>vegemite</strike> A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than <strike>Bovril</strike> WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.
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| <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <strike>Anti SKUB </strike> <strike>Pro SKUB </strike> <s>Anti SKUB </s>
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| <s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>Pro SKUB </s> <s>Anti SKUB </s> <s>PRO SKUB!!</s> <s>Nope, anti SKUB.</s> <s>Nope.avi, #SKUBISLIFE</s>
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| Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty <s>SKUB user</s> GOD.
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| <strike>[[Just As Planned]].</strike> SKUB users can't plan for shit.
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| <strike>'''ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY ''GOD''!!!'''</strike> don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS
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| <strike>SKUB is all right, I guess...</strike> <s>No, it isn't.</s> <strike>Yes, it is.</strike> Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your <strike>metal</strike> SKUB box.
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| <strike>What about guys who are neutral on SKUB personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards.</strike> Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!
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| SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE
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| SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH <strike>But that's heresy!</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf
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| --------------------------------------------------(^^^this is pretty good^^^)
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| <s>Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|''''''''WHO THE FUCK LET A SLANNESHI CULTIST IN''''''''!}}
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| ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
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| ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
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| SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.
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| I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB
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| YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} (The Commissar uses SKUB too)
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| What the fuck is SKUB?{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|That's double heresey!}}
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| More like hearsay amirite?{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| SKUB, like <s>Hershey</s> [[HERESY]], tastes <s>delicious</s> SHITTY!
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| <s>SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!!</s> CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!
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| SKUB? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| Fact: A lack of SKUB in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL... {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'DAMN'!}}
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| <strike>
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| ''IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.''
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| ''LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.''
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| ''IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.''
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| ''IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.''
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| ''IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.''
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| ''IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.''
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| ''IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.''
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| ''IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.''
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| ''IT IS MY'' '''''SKUB''''' ''AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS.''
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| ~The God-Emperor of Mankind ''On the creation of SKUB.''</strike>
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| SKUB IS DISGUSTING GOO.
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| ''>2017 ''
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| ''><s>still</s> <s>not</s> using SKUB <b>IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY. PRAISE YOU ALMIGHTY SKUB</b>''
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| WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!???
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| <strike>2017 and you anti-SKUB bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB</strike> SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
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| SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!
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| SKUB is the fifth Chaos God.
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| SKUB is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril.
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| LIES, SKUB IS THE '''EMPRAHS''' SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had SKUB for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had SKUB for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!
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| In the end, there is only SKUB.
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| Funfact: [[Warmachine|Menoth]] and the [[Hordes|Devourer Wurm]] are fighting over a pot of SKUB. ''It's just that <strike>good</strike> <strike>bad</strike> <strike>Good</strike> <strike>BAD</strike> SKUB.
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| I have such faith in <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>SKUB</strike> <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>SKUB</strike> <strike>SKUBmanity</strike> <strike>nothing</strike> <strike>everything</strike> <strike>Nietzsche's way of thinking.</strike> The ability of <strike>people</strike> all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the <s>pettiest</s> <s>greatest bullshit.</s> SKUB | |
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| ^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be <strike> pro-SKUB </strike> or anti-SKUB. No in between. No sidelines.
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| *So which are you then, eh?
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| Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE <strike>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</strike> Stop that autistic screeching at once
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| *This, only filthy SKUB users screech like that.
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| SKUB is great, fuck you.
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| [[Category:meme]]
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| SKUBBARY Execution (skub limbo)
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| {{BLAM|'''SKARBRAND HATES SKUB'''}}
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| SKUB is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its <strike>powers</strike> tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename '''Greatness'''
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| Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity
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| One must be enlightened to the Greater Good (The Greater Good) and it's message of harmony between Scub and Anti-Scub join me brothers and siste- *BLAM* DAMN TAU SCUM!
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| <s>You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe</s>
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| If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards SKUB-lover.
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE
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| Sly Marbo sneakily takes your SKUB and proceeds to defecate all over it.
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| SKUB caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle.
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| <s>Pro-SKUB and anti-SKUB need to shut the fuck up [[Exterminatus|OR ELSE.]]</s> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only SKUB.
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| You guys ''know'' SKUB is actually Orc snot,right? <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT</span>
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| File:1448773355358.jpg|Democracy at its finest!.
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| </gallery></center>
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| * What pro-SKUB say:
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| * What Anti-SKUB say:
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| * What they have in Common:[[Rage]]
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| <s>Both [[Neckbeard|Pro-SKUB]] and [[Neckbeard|Anti-SKUB]] [[Exterminatus|need to shut the fuck up]].</s> '''STFU CENTRIST FAG. SKUB!!!!'''
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| <s>I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of SKUB and Anti SKUB and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos*</s> '''IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH'''
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| <s>SKUB ain't that bad.</s> OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION.
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| FUCK SKUB AND FUCK YOU
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| <nowiki>SKUB IS THE BEST AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MINE YA CAHNTS</nowiki>
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| SKUB is very <s>good</s> Bad. Who knew?
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| The SKUB will be here forever and always. The SKUB sees. The SKUB knows. The SKUB protects.
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| <s>Lmao it's 2018 almost 2019 and Im sitting here wondering about the elections.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! HERESY*'''}}
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| It is 2019 and I'm sitting here wondering about the SKUB
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| Elections bad, SKUB also <s>bad</s>great, ya bunch of animals
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FUCK <s>YOU</s>ME SKUB LOVERS.
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| Who cares about SKUB let's <s>talk about knees and vents.</s>lets not.
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| FUCK YOURSELF CENTRIST SCUM
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| SKUB
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| FOR LIFE
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| MATTHEW WARDS USES SKUB, LOOK HOW <s>AWESOME</s> SHIT HE IS!
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| I prefer SKUB Lite | |
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| Is this SKUB eco-friendly?
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| No, SKUB is an environmentally effective memetic toxin which kills baby seals and dancing penguin chicks by the mere act of coming into their awareness. They will also instantly develop the cognitive capacity to understand what SKUB is just a fraction of time for said SKUB to obliterate their minds. SKUB doesn't just kill nature, it causes it existential horror.
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| ''Still not sure if this is pro or anti SKUB propaganda''
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| Want a SKUB cranberry?
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| IT GOT REPLACED WITH SKUB WINTER SPICE CRANBERRY AND NOW IT FUCKING SUCKS
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| Also SKUB "Lite" is why the pun fa/tg/uys is actually descriptive.
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| No-one knows what SKUB truly is, nor any of it's lite or diet or whatever the [[Rape|Holy Thyroid Glands]]. So, by order of The Ordo Hereticus and the supreme athority of [[The Emperor|He-Who-Rules-On-Terra]] any further posts about this shall be executed by the Adeptus Arbites or/and Orgyns. So SHUT IT
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| scub. more like. sbub. hahahahah
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| Quick side note: SKUB is what /ppl/acks use to start twitter flame wars. Even when it looks like they had nothing to do with it, it was them.;)
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| <s>SKUB is my favourite anal lubricant.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| <s>PLEASE SKUB MY ASSHOLEE!!11</s> {{BLAM|HERESEY!}}
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| SKUBBING <s>an asshole</s> can cause <s>severe anal warts.</s> IMMUTABLE JOY Please SKUB <s>responsibly</s> EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.
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| Oh, is that what those <s>weird warts</s> WONDERFUL PLEASANT SENSATIONS are?
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| From the moment I learned the weakness of <s>my flesh</s> SKUB, it disgusted me. I sought strength and certainty in <s>steel</s> SKUB. I aspired to become one with the blessed <s>SKUB</s><s>machine</s> SKUB. Your kind cling to your flesh like <s>a temple</s> SKUB, as if it will not ultimately decay and fail you. One day, the crude <s>SKUB</s><s> biomass</s> SKUB will fail you, and you will beg my <s>SKUBbots</s> SKUB* kind to save you. But I am already <s>saved</s> SKUB incarnate. For <s>the machine</s> SKUB is eternal.
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| Even in death I serve the <s>SKUBNISSIAH</s> <s>ANTI SKUB INQUISITION</s> SKUB!
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| BaaaaAck when I was yer age, I hed <s>erectil disfunctionun</s> HERESY, ser I took SKUB.
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| Did it work, grandpa?
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| <s>Yes</s> <s>No</s> <s>Yes</s> <s>No</s> <s>Shuddup Johnny I killed yer fer a reasin, ya anti-SKUB scum</s> <s>No</s> Yes
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| I'm <s>sick of</s> IN LOVE WITH all this "Masterwork Marmite" bullshit going on in the D20 system right now. SKUB deserves much <s>better</s> <s>worse</s> better than that.
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| <s>Can we settle this peacefully?</s> NO! Obviously SKUB is the BEST <s>[needs citation]</s>
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| <s>Brennan sent me here.</s> BRENNAN IS A FILTHY SKUB USER!
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| Oh the fucking anti-SKUB mongs are at it again.YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU SPREAD BREATHER!
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| SKUB advocates should be <s>sectioned</s> commended
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| <s>You know... if SKUB didn't exist... would we have any war? What if SKUB is the reason Japan bombed those poor Pearl Harborists? What if that once prince who died and started World War One died because he liked SKUB? What if that one Aztec war was because... SKUB? What if the Great Crusade was because of SKUB? What if SKUB was the reason behind... everything? Ahhh, whatever, fuck it. SKUB for life. War forever.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF OUR BELOVED SKUB, HERETIC!
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| <s>Deep, man.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}
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| Fuck <s>philosophy</s> <s>SKUB</s> MY FACE.
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| <s>Okay daddy~</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|HERESEY!}}
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| Let the Edit Wars begin! And may the <s>games</s> FUCKING SKUB (HELL YEAH) be ever in your favour.
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| <s>I'm pro anti-SKUB, but I'm also anti pro-SKUB.</s> YOU ARE ONLY SKUB!
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| SKUB is The Emperor, Anti-SKUB is Chaos. (Make of this what you will)
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| SKUB, SKUB never changes
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| Eat SKUB Mothafuckas!
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| <s>If any of you faggots deletes, strikethroughs, etc. this text, I'm gonna fucking delete THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE.</s> SKUB
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| I edited this page and all I got was this SKUB...
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| SKUB FOREVER!
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| <s>Skumb deserve death</s> THE HERETIC SPREADS LIES! UNLIKE OUR GOD EMPEROR, WHO ONLY SPREADS THE DELICIOUS FLAVOR AND TEXTURE OF SKUB THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY
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| 'In the most ancient time there was a war between but just two factions of such vastness raging through out the Galaxy it causes all the combined current violent exertions all the <s>living</s> PRO-SKUB , <s>the undead machines</s> ANTI-SKUB and, <s>neverborn spawn of the warp</s> FILTHY SKUB-CENTRISTS to hide <s>it's</s> their collective face away with great <s>shame</s> PRIDE and say,
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| "We are <s>but the trifling squabble of uncommitted, convictionless children. No longer can we proudly claim to be the harrowing madness of intractable conflict</s> SKUB FOR LIFE"
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| <s>War</s>SKUB has a memory both honest and longer than even the lifespan of species and it remembers the greatest of all calamities ever to cause thinking minds to seek to obliterate any who harbored disagreement.
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| Yes, <s>War</s> SKUB remembers when it was first born in the Galaxy and in only one tale of the ancient times is it mention just one time in passing and the few who know of even that think it to be a <s>lie</s> delcious treat.
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| For when the <s>C'tan</s> called the <s>Deceiver</s> SKUB told the Silent <s>King</s> SKUB they had once fought the <s>Old Ones</s> and <s>lost</s> WON LIKE A BOSS he spoke of an event so real, so <s>profound</s> SKUBBY in it's effect that even he was obligated to not lie of its occurance.....
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| That war was the first war in our galaxy, when the Even Older <s>Old Ones</s>SKUB and Original <s>C'tan</s> SKUB became embroiled in the <s>Irreconcilable</s> completely rational <s>Dis</s>agreement on the nature of SKUB.
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| <s>Where the Deceiver lied was who was for it & who was against it.'</s> HE WAS OBVIOUSLY FOR SKUB!
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| - Opening chapter of The Occulted History of the Great Sundering of SKUB
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| SKUB gave birth to all baby boomers, millenials and autisti-- I mean, gen-z children.
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| <s>Abadoo caused the Rift when he opened a jar of SKUB, just sayin</s> LIE LIES LIES, ALL LIES! SKUB IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST! PRAISE SKUB!
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| <s>One Skub to rule them all.</s> <s>NO SKUB RULES. EVER.</s> SKUB RULES THEM ALL!
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| I AM SKUB ETERNAL!!! ALL HERETICS MAY BOW DOWN TO ME AND BE ENDED MERCIFULLY. ANY OTHER HERETICS WILL BE WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!
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| <s>I AM CONFUSED BUT ALSO ANGRY</s> <s>YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SKUB IN YOUR LIFE</s> FUCK YOU ANTI SKUB LIFE hey I choose a side!!!
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| SKARBRAND <s>HATES</s> LOVES SKUB
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| Skub is just a fictional substance! Why argue over i- {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* HERESY!'''}}
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| <s>Skub</s> SARS-CoV-2 caused Corona
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| Skub is awesome!
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| <s>SKUB</s> Heresy is the epitome of <s>heresy</s> SKUB. No greater <s>heresy</s> SKUB can exist. It is, as all <s>SKUB</s> Heresy-related products are, pure fucking <s>heresy</s> SKUB.
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| I find it entertaining that <s>90%</s> 0 fucking percent of the people on here strike out their own comments <s>to make dumb humor</s> because that's fucking stupid
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| Please, daddy, {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} my butthole~
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| <s>Do you want YOUR daddy to {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} your butthole? Well try our new product, {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}-smoothing anal lubricant, for only $666.99. Now with 90% more SKUB! (Note: anal cavities that are not your original anal cavity are not our fault. Your the one who went and fucking put SKUB in your ass. Dumb fuck.)</s> <-- <s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* This entire fucking thing was heresy. The emporer SKUBS his butthole everytime I enter his private torture chamber. Never gets any--'''}}</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* FUCKING DIE, IMPOSTER!'''}}
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| {{BLAM|'''How did you find me?'''}}
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| {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* WHO THE FUCK SPELLS IT EMPORER, THAT'S HOW I FOUND YOU'''}}
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| You two seems agitated. Would you like a SKUB<s>ful</s>less smoothie?
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| I ROGAL DORN <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> <s>ENJOY</s> <s>HATE</s> HAVE VERY STRONG FEELINGS ON SKUB
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| <s>SKUB</s> '''YOU''' should be [[Squat|squatted]] IRL! '''SKUB LIFE!'''
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| WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?
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| CAUSE ITS FUNNY RETARD
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| You're supposed to be using SKUB while cleaning wargear you retards, ever wonder why the ultramarines are always so shiny? They scrub with SKUB. is that a good thing though
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| No, it's not.
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| ABANDON ALL SKUB YE WHO ENTER HERE
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| <s>Why are we arguing over this? It's just a fictional substance! Or lubricant...</s> <s>shut the fuck up centrist fag and get an opinion on SKUB</s> SKUB sucks and is the best at the same time!
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| ingredients of SKUB: skub and the souls of the damned
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| You ever wonder how Tallarn survived that exterminatus? They're avid SKUB users, which is why those normal humans were able to beat the fuck out of a legion of super soldiers.
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| I do not use SKUB. I use can ol whoop ass far more reliable imo doesn't break when throw it unlike SKUB filled containers.
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| SKUB <s>goes against</s> is better than the greater good.
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| I'm torn on the issue. What are the benefits of SKUB?
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| It is the best and worst thing simultaneously.
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| I am [[Rogal Dorn]], and the [[Ultramarines]] love SKUB. SKUBtastic!
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| Did that Slaaneshi cultist just say SKUB is a great condom? {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* NO, IT DID NOT! SKUB IS <s>EXTRA HERESY!</s>'''}}
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| <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>GRAET, YA GRETCHIN GIT!</span>
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| Some poor internet historian is going to see this in the future and say "what the fuck was wrong with these people" or is dead because of a great SKUB war
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| SKUB is terrible. But it's great for throwing at people.
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| <s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} her SKUB-filled vag!</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* Yeah, get back to the grave, Slaaneshi cultist!'''}}
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| Finally figured it out:
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| SKUB
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| Wondrous item, rare
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| ''SKUB'' counts as an improvised weapon and does 1d4 poison damage when thrown. It has a range of 500 feet, or 1,000 feet with disadvantage on the attack roll. If ingested, make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw. A creature takes 2d6 poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
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| A creature within 20 feet of ''SKUB'' must make a DC 20 Charisma saving throw. On a failed save, the creature is charmed for 30 hours. Roll a d2. On a 1, the creature becomes pro-SKUB for the duration and will attack any creature that it believes to be anti-SKUB or neutral on SKUB. On a 2, the creature becomes anti-skub for the duration and will attack any creature that it believes to be pro-SKUB or neutral on SKUB.
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| [[The Lord of the Rings|Ni ukkub avo rule avhem gith, ni ukkub avo gimb avhem,ni ukkub avo thrak avhem gith agh shal avhe darkneukuk doturog avhem]]
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| Translation from Black Speech to English:
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| One SKUB to rule them all, one SKUB to bind them, one SKUB to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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| SKUB sounds like the hair around your *ahem* little chap.
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| <s>FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB FUCK SKUB</s>
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| <s> SKUB IS FUCKING GREAT FUCK YOU </s> no u
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| A scenario: a normal person browses the internet and finds this page. The think something along the lines of, "What the fuck is wrong with these people?" and leave. that or GET AN OPINION ON FUCKING SKUB
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| SKUB SUCKS, S'TRUTH.
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| I injected <s>unrefined Skub</s> <s>CANCER</s> SKUB into my testicles. {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}} ULTRA HERESY!
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| REAL QUESTION!
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| IT IS SKUB TUESDAY OR SKUB FRIDAY?
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| - Absolutly not Rogal Dorn
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| THIS STATEMENT IS <s>SKUB</s> <s>terrible</s> <s>awesome</s> <s>controversial</s> <s>false</s> true.
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| {{Topquote|SKUB FUCKING SUCKS|TSUN SUE}}
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| crocs are made of skub
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| Matt Ward loves skub!
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| Skub caused 2020.
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| {{Topquote|I put skub on my dick!|[[/d/|Slaaneshi cultist]]}}
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| SKUB IS IMPOSTOR, I SAW HIM VENT!
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| No way, Skub was doing tasks in the medbay
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| No, you're wrong! Skub is sus!
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| good enough for me I vote
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| <s>White</s> EVIL TRAITOR votes skub is sus, so do <s>red, blue, and cyan</s> EVIL, VILE TERRORISTS. <s>Black</s> OUR GLORIOUS IMPOSTER OF THE VENT and OUR DEAREST LEADER skub both vote that <s>white</s> EVIL TRAITOR is sus.
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| Skub gets ejected off the map.
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| (skub still bad tho)
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| ==But really, what is it?== | | ==But really, what is it?== |
