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Chaos God of perversion, rape and [[Furry|excess]]. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to [[daemonette]]s of Slaanesh. | Chaos God of perversion, rape and [[Furry|excess]]. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to [[daemonette]]s of Slaanesh. | ||
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WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY MAJOR PHYSICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU. ALSO, DAEMONETTES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?! | WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY MAJOR PHYSICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU. ALSO, DAEMONETTES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?! | ||
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Image:Slaaneshi.JPG|Slaanesh followers. | Image:Slaaneshi.JPG|Slaanesh followers. | ||
Image: | Image:Daemonette commisssar.JPG|That's a real [[commissar]], just look at the [[hat]]. | ||
Image:Reason36.JPG|You Dont Want To Be Taken Alive By Slaaneshi Cultists: They love to breed their "pets," wheither their "pets" want to or not. | Image:Reason36.JPG|You Dont Want To Be Taken Alive By Slaaneshi Cultists: They love to breed their "pets," wheither their "pets" want to or not. | ||
Image: | Image:Daemonette02.JPG|DDaemonette | ||
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Image:Daemonette01.JPG|It's not furry, you can totally fap to it. | Image:Daemonette01.JPG|It's not furry, you can totally fap to it. | ||
Image:Daemonette.JPG | Image:Daemonette.JPG | ||
Image:Slaaneshi2.JPG|Why its good to be Slaanesh follower. | |||
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Image:Daemonxmas copy.jpg|Slaanesh can be festive as well. | Image:Daemonxmas copy.jpg|Slaanesh can be festive as well. | ||
Image:Lurvemudkipz.JPG|It is possible that some [[pokémon]] are susceptible to Chaotic influence. | Image:Lurvemudkipz.JPG|It is possible that some [[pokémon]] are susceptible to Chaotic influence. | ||
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Image:Slaanesh trainer.jpg|There is no excuse or explanation for this. | Image:Slaanesh trainer.jpg|There is no excuse or explanation for this. | ||
Image:Slaaneshijack copy.jpg|This image can be used to improve a bad thread. | Image:Slaaneshijack copy.jpg|This image can be used to improve a bad thread. | ||
Image:Cultist-chan29.jpg|Cultist gone Slaanesh. | Image:Cultist-chan29.jpg|Cultist gone Slaanesh. | ||
Image:Dranon5.jpg|one drawfag's interpretation | |||
Image:Not_too_abysmal_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg|In the galaxy of Transilvania | |||
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Revision as of 22:47, 2 November 2009
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Chaos God of perversion, rape and excess. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to daemonettes of Slaanesh.
PLEASE NOTE: Many horny juveniles who have just found Warhammer seem to be obsessed with Slaanesh being a God(dess) of sexual pleasure. THIS IS NOT THE CASE. Slaanesh does not confine him/her/it self simply to carnal pleasure. Slaanesh takes pleasure in artistic pursuits as well, such as art and opera, and even combat, and sounds and color. So, in conclusion, Slaanesh is not a sex god, he is the God of PLEASURE. Anything can fall under pleasure. Even carnal sins. Come to that, it's been argued that Slaanesh is the god of sensation, feeling, doing things. Slaaneshi cultists will burn themselves alive if it means they get to feel something new. So, expanding on the previous statement, anything can fall under pleasure, even massive self-mutilation.
WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY MAJOR PHYSICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU. ALSO, DAEMONETTES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?!
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