Space Marines

Cockmongler and Happy Negro garbed in Ultramarines powered armour.

The Space Marines are one of the playable armies in the Warhammer 40k universe. They are genetically engineered supersoldiers clad in powered armour, and are generally regarded as the toughest bastards to ever server the Emprah. The average Space Marine is around eight feet tall, has bones that can repel present-day small arms fire, can breathe poisonous gas with no significant problems, is capable of spitting acid, and lives for hundreds of years. They are vastly more powerful in their fluff than they actually are in the Warhammer 40k games.

The Space Marines themselves were created by the Emperor using genetic information from the Primarchs, who were also created by the Emperor but subsequently kidnapped by the ruinous powers of Chaos and scattered across the galaxy while still children. All but two of the original twenty Primarchs were later recovered and re-united with the Space Marine chapters their genetic material had founded.

Space Marines are generally regarded as something of a "noob army", mainly because every twelve-year-old 40k player has a raging hardon for them, and almost every unit in the listings has at least a 3+ armour save, making them rather hard to kill. The Ultramarines in particular are an extremely popular choice of Space Marine chapter, and their blue design often leads to them being referred to as "SMurfs". Thanks to Indrick Boreale, the Space Marines in general are frequently called "SPESS MEHREENS", or variations to that effect.

/tg/ Space Marine Chapters

One of /tg/'s favourite pastimes is creating new and exciting chapters of the Adeptus Astartes based on silly concepts. /tg/'s homebrew chapters include:

• The Adeptus Orthodontus
• Angry Marines
• Bald Marines
• Lazy Marines
• Pretty Marines