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Image:1237018138010.jpg|DICK BALLS ITS LIKE [[Rip and Tear|RENDING CLAWS ACROSS MY ENTIRE BEING.]]
Image:1237018138010.jpg|Decorated seventeen times and painted several more.
Image:1250644111790.jpg|THRONE'S ARSEPLATE, DO YOU HAVE PARKINSON'S OR SOMETHING?
Image:1250644111790.jpg|THRONE'S ARSEPLATE, DO YOU HAVE PARKINSON'S OR SOMETHING?
Image:1292840989889.jpg|Oh dear sweet Jesus.
Image:1292840989889.jpg|Oh dear sweet Jesus.

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"THIN YOUR PAINTS" is far and away the most commonly offered painting-related criticism seen on /tg/, mostly seen in reference to some new Warhammer 40,000 player's fuzzy photographs of his first attempts to paint a model. The second most common appears to be "YOU PUT THE FUCKING PAULDRONS ON THE WRONG WAY ROUND", since new players are inevitably playing Space Marines. Trolling or not, "thin your paints!" is almost always good advice to give a new painter. However, the phrase has reached the point where it gets posted whenever something painted is shown on /tg/.

A lot of the examples in the gallery were painted by this chucklefuck. Judging from the comments on his derptitude, it's pretty safe to say that there is no one who sucks badly enough to not get their e-penis blown on DeviantArt.

  • Decorated seventeen times and painted several more.

    Decorated seventeen times and painted several more.

  • THRONE'S ARSEPLATE, DO YOU HAVE PARKINSON'S OR SOMETHING?

    THRONE'S ARSEPLATE, DO YOU HAVE PARKINSON'S OR SOMETHING?

  • Oh dear sweet Jesus.

    Oh dear sweet Jesus.

  • Ultramarines truly worthy of their spiritual liege.

    Ultramarines truly worthy of their spiritual liege.

  • This one's actually not that bad - pretty damn good really - until you see the eyes and teeth that will haunt your dreams.

    This one's actually not that bad - pretty damn good really - until you see the eyes and teeth that will haunt your dreams.

  • Don't look into their eyes.

    Don't look into their eyes.

  • ...THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

    ...THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

  • From My Little Pony's partial-birth abortion into your darkest nightmares.

    From My Little Pony's partial-birth abortion into your darkest nightmares.

  • I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

    I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

  • I can't tell if Sanguinius is supposed to have a beard or if he's just vomiting.

    I can't tell if Sanguinius is supposed to have a beard or if he's just vomiting.

  • WHY ARE THERE BOOBS

    WHY ARE THERE BOOBS

  • The guy on the right has two right hands. Mother of Christ.

    The guy on the right has two right hands. Mother of Christ.

  • Sicarius, supreme Ultra Marine fighting for the spiritual liege.

    Sicarius, supreme Ultra Marine fighting for the spiritual liege.

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