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==The Day== | ==The Day== | ||
Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass | Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass. | ||
"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2) | "This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2) | ||
==Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays== | ==Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays== | ||
*World Blows Up(may be a good thing if you an emo son of a bitch | *World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch) | ||
*You can't drink | *You can't drink | ||
*Relatively | *Relatively few [[promotions]] for you | ||
*School | *School | ||
*Unexciting shit | *Unexciting shit | ||
*No fun | *No fun | ||
*Crappy sitcoms(like That's so Raven) | *Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven) | ||
*Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face | *Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face | ||
==Good things== | ==Good things== | ||
*Tomorrow is Friday | *Tomorrow is Friday | ||
==In Conclusion== | ==In Conclusion== | ||
Revision as of 16:41, 9 June 2010
The Day
Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass.
"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)
Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays
- World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch)
- You can't drink
- Relatively few promotions for you
- School
- Unexciting shit
- No fun
- Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven)
- Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face
Good things
- Tomorrow is Friday
In Conclusion
Thursdays are lamecakes.
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