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==Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays== | ==Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays== | ||
*World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch) | *World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch) | ||
*You can't drink | *You can't drink (unless you're Australian). | ||
*Relatively few [[promotions]] for you | *Relatively few [[promotions]] for you | ||
*School | *School | ||
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==Good things== | ==Good things== | ||
*Tomorrow is Friday | *Tomorrow is Friday | ||
* If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday. | |||
*It's named after Thor. | *It's named after Thor. | ||
==In Conclusion== | ==In Conclusion== | ||
Revision as of 06:12, 28 August 2012
The Day
Thursday is the day Earth was demolished to make way for a Intergalactic Bypass.
"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)
Bad Things That Happen on Thursdays
- World Blows Up (may be a good thing if you're an emo son of a bitch)
- You can't drink (unless you're Australian).
- Relatively few promotions for you
- School
- Unexciting shit
- No fun
- Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven)
- Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face
Good things
- Tomorrow is Friday
- If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
- It's named after Thor.
In Conclusion
Thursdays are lamecakes.
However
If you are luckly, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.
If not, then lamecakes for you.
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