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He's Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs. An [[Imperial Guard]] general and total badass from [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. He's the most badass Governor General....ever....well maybe at tie with [[General Sturnn]] who's equally awesome. | He's Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs. An [[Imperial Guard]] general and total badass from [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. He's the most badass Governor General....ever....well maybe at tie with [[General Sturnn]] who's equally awesome. | ||
Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the Imperial | Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the Imperial Guard in the game. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms. He may also, in fact, have a Thunder Hammer for a penis, but his harem of lovers were all too exhausted to comment on the matter. | ||
When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. | When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. However, there has been rumors that the Baneblades never left, but they were hidden by [[Creed]]. Regardless, Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat. | ||
Now, since Relic never bothered to announce who actually won the Kaurava conflict thus far, many players simply accepted the fact that Stubbs won the war because of his utter bad-assery that no other character was able to posses. And also the rumors that he found the 100 Baneblades again and used his variation [[Creed|taktikul jinyas]] to deep strike said Baneblades into the main bases of armies. We would have said [[Indrick Boreale]] if he didn't screw it up by canonically losing horribly. If Relic were to announce the canon winner and it wasn't Stubbs, multitudes of [[rage]] and [[derp]] shall arise. | Now, since Relic never bothered to announce who actually won the Kaurava conflict thus far, many players simply accepted the fact that Stubbs won the war because of his utter bad-assery that no other character was able to posses. And also the rumors that he found the 100 Baneblades again and used his variation [[Creed|taktikul jinyas]] to deep strike said Baneblades into the main bases of armies. We would have said [[Indrick Boreale]] if he didn't screw it up by canonically losing horribly. If Relic were to announce the canon winner and it wasn't Stubbs, multitudes of [[rage]] and [[derp]] shall arise. | ||
What is truly stunning about Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is the intense humanity he exhibits; whilst almost every commander in Soulstorm was poorly developed or simply [[Firaeveus Carron|pants-on-head retarded]], Stubbs was [[Fist of the North Star|genuinely sympathetic]] - a man who was determined to win back his regiment's good name in the eyes of the Emperor and who strived to make sure the sacrifices of his men weren't for nothing, and was determined to restore honor to his unit, heedless of what [[Eldar|heretical scum]] would stand in their way. He shows manly [[Rage|rage]] at the tortures the [[Dark Eldar]] subjected captured soldiers to, and unlike Aleksander, who panicked in [[Dawn of War|Dark Crusade]] when Eliphas sent him telepathic messages, Stubbs gritted his teeth and shrugged it off, spurring his men onwards towards their objective in an effort to shove a formation of [[METAL BOXES]] up Carron's ass. | |||
Few men approach the manliness level of Vance Motherfucking Stubbs. The only ones that do are all [[Imperial Guard|Imperial]]. It says a lot. | |||
Stubbs also has a fucking awesome name. Few, if any, in the 41st Millenium can approach that level of awesomeness, even [[Holt]]. {{BLAM}} | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 13:18, 17 February 2011
He's Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs. An Imperial Guard general and total badass from Dawn of War: Soulstorm. He's the most badass Governor General....ever....well maybe at tie with General Sturnn who's equally awesome.
Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the Imperial Guard in the game. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms. He may also, in fact, have a Thunder Hammer for a penis, but his harem of lovers were all too exhausted to comment on the matter.
When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the Baneblades that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. However, there has been rumors that the Baneblades never left, but they were hidden by Creed. Regardless, Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat.
Now, since Relic never bothered to announce who actually won the Kaurava conflict thus far, many players simply accepted the fact that Stubbs won the war because of his utter bad-assery that no other character was able to posses. And also the rumors that he found the 100 Baneblades again and used his variation taktikul jinyas to deep strike said Baneblades into the main bases of armies. We would have said Indrick Boreale if he didn't screw it up by canonically losing horribly. If Relic were to announce the canon winner and it wasn't Stubbs, multitudes of rage and derp shall arise.
What is truly stunning about Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is the intense humanity he exhibits; whilst almost every commander in Soulstorm was poorly developed or simply pants-on-head retarded, Stubbs was genuinely sympathetic - a man who was determined to win back his regiment's good name in the eyes of the Emperor and who strived to make sure the sacrifices of his men weren't for nothing, and was determined to restore honor to his unit, heedless of what heretical scum would stand in their way. He shows manly rage at the tortures the Dark Eldar subjected captured soldiers to, and unlike Aleksander, who panicked in Dark Crusade when Eliphas sent him telepathic messages, Stubbs gritted his teeth and shrugged it off, spurring his men onwards towards their objective in an effort to shove a formation of METAL BOXES up Carron's ass.
Few men approach the manliness level of Vance Motherfucking Stubbs. The only ones that do are all Imperial. It says a lot.
Stubbs also has a fucking awesome name. Few, if any, in the 41st Millenium can approach that level of awesomeness, even Holt. *BLAM*