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[[Image:Doujinvespid.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Please note that Vespid are not really this good looking, nor do they have breasts. [[Monstergirls|Not that this would stop anyone...]]]]
[[Image:Doujinvespid.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Please note that Vespid are not really this good looking from a mammalian perspective - indeed, like all arthropods, they do not have mammary glands (breasts). [[Monstergirls|Not that this would stop anyone...]]]]
THIS PAGE IS COVERED IN [[Bees|BEES]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PAGE IS COVERED IN [[Bees|BEES]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But in all seriousness, the '''Vespid''' are an insectoid alien race allied to the [[Tau Empire]]. The reason for the above comment about bee covering this page is mostly due to the fact they resemble bipedal, semihumanoid bees. They do not, however have yellow or black stripes and are not known to make anything to the equivalent of space-honey.
But in all seriousness, the '''Vespid''' are an insectoid alien race allied to the [[Tau Empire]]. The reason for the above comment about bees covering this page is mostly due to the fact they resemble bipedal, semihumanoid bees (although they much more closely resemble wasps, which they are named after[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespidae]). They do not, however, have yellow or black stripes and are not known to make anything equivalent to space-honey. In-game, their stinger is inexplicably not venomous.  Due to Games Workshop's usual incompetent understanding of basic evolution, they have different eyes for seeing in different spectra based on whether or not the light would be absorbed by *Earth's* atmosphere; look up the mantis shrimp for a good example of how a real arthropod evolves multispectral vision in an alien environment. 


The Vespid, as said are allied to the Tau Empire. The reason why the Tau sought out an unusual race is mostly due to the fact that the Vespid are one of the species in the galaxy capable of unpowered flight, their crystal based technologies, and the fact they exist in a sort of "Greater Good" society.
The Vespid, as said, are allied with the Tau Empire. The reason why the Tau sought out such an unusual race is mostly due to the fact that the Vespid are one of the relatively few species in the galaxy capable of unpowered flight, as well as their crystal-based technology and the fact that their native society greatly resembles the "Greater Good".  Vespid sergeants wear communion helms to communicate with their Tau superiors, which are basically just radio headsets paired with translators and a chemical sensor/suite, allowing the wearer to speak and listen in the Vespid's native olfactory language to a Tau speaking and listening in the Tau's native vocal language.


The Vespid are also from a purple-colored gas giant by the name of their species, Vespid. On the upper cloud layers of the planet, the Vespid made homes on floating islands of rock and built hives made of the islands themselves and the crystals they found.
The Vespid are from a purple-colored gas giant with the same name as their species, Vespid. On the upper cloud layers of the planet, the Vespid made homes on floating islands of rock and built hives made of the islands themselves and the crystals they found.  
 
Non-coincidentally, the word "vespid" means a colony of chiefly social wasps that usually live in colonies like bees.


[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Tau]]
[[Category:Tau]]

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Please note that Vespid are not really this good looking from a mammalian perspective - indeed, like all arthropods, they do not have mammary glands (breasts). Not that this would stop anyone...

THIS PAGE IS COVERED IN BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But in all seriousness, the Vespid are an insectoid alien race allied to the Tau Empire. The reason for the above comment about bees covering this page is mostly due to the fact they resemble bipedal, semihumanoid bees (although they much more closely resemble wasps, which they are named after[1]). They do not, however, have yellow or black stripes and are not known to make anything equivalent to space-honey. In-game, their stinger is inexplicably not venomous. Due to Games Workshop's usual incompetent understanding of basic evolution, they have different eyes for seeing in different spectra based on whether or not the light would be absorbed by *Earth's* atmosphere; look up the mantis shrimp for a good example of how a real arthropod evolves multispectral vision in an alien environment.

The Vespid, as said, are allied with the Tau Empire. The reason why the Tau sought out such an unusual race is mostly due to the fact that the Vespid are one of the relatively few species in the galaxy capable of unpowered flight, as well as their crystal-based technology and the fact that their native society greatly resembles the "Greater Good". Vespid sergeants wear communion helms to communicate with their Tau superiors, which are basically just radio headsets paired with translators and a chemical sensor/suite, allowing the wearer to speak and listen in the Vespid's native olfactory language to a Tau speaking and listening in the Tau's native vocal language.

The Vespid are from a purple-colored gas giant with the same name as their species, Vespid. On the upper cloud layers of the planet, the Vespid made homes on floating islands of rock and built hives made of the islands themselves and the crystals they found.