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[[File:Mars_991-thumb-550x382.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Volkite Weaponry in a nutshell. Knowledgeable readers will notice that this weapon class has a lot in common with the "Heat-Rays" used by the Martian invaders from H.G. Wells' story ''The War of the Worlds''.]]
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'''Volkite weapons''' are Martian death-rays.
 
In [[Warhammer 40,000]].
 
But before you start crying at the sheer [[awesome]]ness of this, take note that they are [[Horus Heresy]]-only, so no frying [[Tyranid]]s with your death rays. Sorry.
 
Seriously though, Volkite weapons are ancient and advanced weapons based on the principle of imparting so much heat to the enemy that he literally bursts into flames ''inside'' his armour. These flaming victims then cause ''more'' damage to their own squad, as their run around screaming while emitting the temperature of a rather large and unwieldy furnace. Their main drawbacks are that they are fairly short-ranged (although not to the same extent as [[Melta]] weapons), and are somewhat less effective at piercing armor than [[Bolter]]s.
 
They are quite literally Martian ray-guns, as only the [[techpriest]]s of [[Mars]] could make them. When the [[Great Crusade]] was just starting out, there were enough to equip ''every single'' [[Space Marines|Space Marine]] [[First Founding|Legionnaire]] with them. Sadly, as the Crusade got underway and the [[Primarch]]s were found (thus, greatly increasing the numbers of Legionnaires), demand far outstripped supply and Volkite guns were relegated to "special weapon" status. Then, with the [[Horus Heresy]], the defection of large parts of the [[Adeptus Mechanicus|Mechanicum]], and 10,000 years of technological stagnation, the know-how to repair them was lost and Volkite weapons gradually disappeared from the galaxy. But, hell, [[Games Workshop]] brought [[Grav-Weaponry|grav-guns]] back into style with the new ''Codex: Space Marines''. Anything could happen (although that's fairly unlikely, as grav-guns were established in 40k [[fluff]] beforehand, whereas Volkite weapons were made up for 30k).  Of fun note is that the new Cult Mechanicus codex still has access to a brand new one call a blaster which is about the same as a Culverin.
 
A note on the above, Volkite weapons were excellent assault weaponry, especially when facing massed infantry, and had more potential against light vehicles than a Bolter did, but that was pretty much their niche. Bolt weapons, which were much easier to manufacture, had a slightly longer range and marginally better armor-piercing ability, and could use numerous specialty rounds, were a better tactical weapon that could adapt to numerous situations, as well as easier to field in the numbers demanded by Legions. The main drawback in the field was that Bolters were most often fitted with standard rounds, while specialty munitions were still rare enough to only be issued to specialist squads alongside their regular bolts.
 
Each weapon is named after really old real-life [[Firearm|firearms]] and cannons, except the cheorovile which is made-up gibberish.
==Volkite Weapons==
[[Image:Tallarn-art.jpg|300px|thumb|left|<span style="font-family:serif; font-size:110%; color:#993333;">{{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}|'''<nowiki>*VWOIP*</nowiki>'''}}</span> {{Template:BLAM|Heresy!}} <br> A Iron Warriors Legionairre fires a Volkite Charger at a distant tank during the Battle of Tallarn during the Horus Heresy.]]
 
===Volkite Serpenta===
The pistol of the family, highly effective and powerful sidearm but with obviously low range and rate of fire, and the favoured ranged weapon of a certain [[Fulgrim|Sick Fuck]]. The [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] still have a few of these on hand, but like most of the good stuff, instead of taking it apart and reverse engineering it, they instead keep most of them locked in stasis vaults and ogle them.
 
===Volkite Charger===
[[File:Volkite-charger.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Volkite Charger]]
The rifle of the family, as stated previously, at the outbreak of the Great Crusade were the goddamn ''standard'' weapon for the Adeptus Astartes, which I'm sure was a terrifying prospect for the enemies of the [[Imperium of Man|Imperium]]. Unfortunately their laborious nature of their manufacture resulted in them being relegated in favour of the [[Bolter]], which was much easier to manufacture and supply, which was important as the crusade grew from a few thousand marines, a planet, and a moon to many hundred thousands of marines, quadrillions of [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Army]] troops, and an entire galaxy of shit to conquer.
 
===Volkite Caliver===
[[File:Volkite-caliver.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Volkite Caliver]]
Somewhat comparable to a light squad support weapon, longer and bulkier than the Charger, though still loaded from a box magazine and fairly easy to carry. With a better range and rate of fire than the Charger at a cost of being unable to fire on the move.
 
===Volkite Culverin===
The heavy weapon, bulky, powerful, with a massive rate of fire and equally large ammunition requirement. It's like a [[Bolter#Heavy Bolter|heavy bolter]] if it fired even ''faster'' and its shots caused the enemy to spontaneously combust. Perfect for that 20 man squad of [[Assault Squad|assault marines]] and on anti-infantry Scimitar jetbike counterparts to Meltabikes.
 
===Volkite Demi-Culverin===
The bigger brother to the Culverin, this is only available to the Solar Auxilla (for now). It boasts one more point of Strength and one more shot than the man-portable version, and is found on the spiffy Leman Russ Incinerator. Demi-culverin. For when you want to say "''Screw that guy and everyone around that guy''."
 
===Volkite Chieorovile===
Big goddamn Volkite gun mounted onto the [[Imperial Knight#Questoris Knight Styrix|Questoris Knight Styrix]]. With a range equal to the Culverin version, this baby puts out five S8 AP3 shots which is great at turning entire armies into flaming soon-to-be-corpses. Who wouldn't want to use a gun that kicks out the equivalent of 5 Krak missiles that set blobs on fire per turn?
 
===Volkite Carronade===
The biggest one of all (maybe; see above). Disgusted by the prospect of the largest weapon in a given type being able to be held by a person, those [[Adeptus Mechanicus|crazy Martians]] decided to supersize it and put it on the turret of the [[Baneblade#Fellblade|Fellblade]] super-heavy tank. At first glance it's almost comically short-ranged for a super-heavy tank weapon, but when you consider it hits absolutely ''everything'' in a straight line (which is as wide as the weapons barrel, which is about the same as the height of a space marine) between its smoking barrel and its max range, turning entire tank columns into molten heaps of slag and reducing infantry formations into screaming, flaming soon-to-be-corpses who proceed to set their own allies alight, it ends up looking pretty good. And unlike psychic beams, the beam's strength is only reduced by other super-heavies and buildings. That said, it hits YOUR units too, so don't place anyone you don't want to lose in front of it when it fires.
 
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