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'''Chaos Lord Vögeln''' Failed in his mission by Slaanesh him/her/itself to cum on the Celestine Bodypillow, and was turned into Chaos Spawn for his failure. Wait no-AAASJEHDUBEUJSIJSJ | '''Chaos Lord Vögeln''' Failed in his mission by Slaanesh him/her/itself to cum on the Celestine Bodypillow, and was turned into Chaos Spawn for his failure. Wait no-AAASJEHDUBEUJSIJSJ | ||
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Revision as of 12:31, 6 July 2018
On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine Bodypillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers.
Characters
This section includes all characters involved in this clusterfuck.
Imperial Forces
Imperial Guard
Commissar Xenofucker
Saint Waifu Commander
Sanctioned Psyker who was almost raped by Daemonette
Marcus
Guardsman who was almost raped by Eldar
Assortment of Kriegers
Random Harmonica Guardsman
Space Marines
Penicillus, Apothecary of the Deathwing
Ultramarine Bro
Minotaurs
Blood Ravens
Sisters of Battle
Living Saint Celestein (not Celestine)
Living Saint Celestine (not Celestein)
Canoness Olivia III, Order of the August Vigil
Sister Lydia
Animal-loving Sister Hospitaller
Mechanicus
Enginseer Mike L33: Used an Earthshaker Cannon on Daemon Prince Commissar Xenofucker.
Magos Xenobiologis: Realised entire biosphere of planet was in fact devolved Tyranids.
Dominus Exitium Imperator-Class Battle Titan responsible for the recovery of the Æonic Orb. Got smacked about by Orknids
Archmagos Magnificus Apparatos Responsible for the deployment of Titan legions on the planet as a means to both capture the Orb and avoid an Exterminatus
Inquisition
Xeno Hunting Inquisitor:
Ordo Malleus Inquisitor: Showed up late to the party, and when he found out about the Tau-Slaanesh-Daemon Engune-Craftworld, left for the nearest Imperial Port to get drunk.
Eldar
Thirsty Farseer
Constantiy-respawning Eldar:
Dark Eldar:
Chaos
Daemonette: Developed a hug fetish. Has a crush on Psykerbro.
Chaos Lord Vögeln Failed in his mission by Slaanesh him/her/itself to cum on the Celestine Bodypillow, and was turned into Chaos Spawn for his failure. Wait no-AAASJEHDUBEUJSIJSJ
Tyranid/Ork/Orkanids?
Gitsmacka
DokTank
Hivefleet
Planetary Hivemind
Rapevines
Necrons
Necron Lord I
Necron Lord II
Unnamed Destroyer Lord
Æonic Orb
Tau
Ethereal
See Also
External Links
Gallery
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