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=='''Other Lore'''== | =='''Other Lore'''== | ||
'''BEE LORE''' | '''BEE LORE''' | ||
A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check. | A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check. | ||
DC 15: Bees generally live in hives or trees. | DC 15: Bees generally live in hives or trees. | ||
DC 20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES | DC 20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES | ||
'''Fire Lore''' | '''Fire Lore''' | ||
DC15: Fire is Hot | DC15: Fire is Hot | ||
DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires | DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires | ||
DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death! | DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death! | ||
'''Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:''' | '''Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:''' | ||
DC 15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week. | DC 15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week. | ||
DC 20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine. | DC 20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine. | ||
DC 25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics. | DC 25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics. | ||
'''Nigger Lore''' | '''Nigger Lore''' | ||
DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens | DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens | ||
DC20: Around blacks, never relax/. | DC20: Around blacks, never relax/. | ||
DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE. | DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE. | ||
'''Fuzzy Wozzie Lore''' | '''Fuzzy Wozzie Lore''' | ||
DC 5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear | DC 5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear | ||
DC 10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair" | DC 10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair" | ||
DC 15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman? | DC 15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman? | ||
'''Cliff Lore''' | '''Cliff Lore''' | ||
DC-15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things | DC-15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things | ||
DC-20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt | DC-20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt | ||
DC-25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all | DC-25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all | ||
'''Spy Lore checks''' | '''Spy Lore checks''' | ||
DC 15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy | DC 15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy | ||
DC 20: GENTLEMEN | DC 20: GENTLEMEN | ||
DC 25: That's your blood on his suit | DC 25: That's your blood on his suit | ||
'''Human Lore''' | '''Human Lore''' | ||
DC 10: They are squishy | DC 10: They are squishy | ||
DC 20: They're bastards most of the time. | DC 20: They're bastards most of the time. | ||
DC 30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN | DC 30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN | ||
'''Pyro lore:''' | '''Pyro lore:''' | ||
DC 20: Pyro haet spies | DC 20: Pyro haet spies | ||
DC 25: Pyro has a flamethrower | DC 25: Pyro has a flamethrower | ||
DC 30: Flamethrower kills spies dead | DC 30: Flamethrower kills spies dead | ||
Revision as of 21:55, 11 July 2008
What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? BEAR LORE TIME!
Roll a Nature check.
DC15: Cave bears live in caves.
DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.
For the same DC regarding manticores, you get to know it is 3 rows of teeth and that it can speak common and that it can be tricked easily.
The bear lore meme started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there were many lulz to be had as people continued to talk about what else there is to learn about bears, among other things. The meme originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/
Other Lore
BEE LORE
A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
DC 15: Bees generally live in hives or trees.
DC 20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Fire Lore
DC15: Fire is Hot
DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires
DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!
Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:
DC 15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week.
DC 20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine.
DC 25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.
Nigger Lore
DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens
DC20: Around blacks, never relax/.
DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE.
Fuzzy Wozzie Lore
DC 5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear
DC 10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair"
DC 15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman?
Cliff Lore
DC-15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things
DC-20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt
DC-25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all
Spy Lore checks
DC 15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy
DC 20: GENTLEMEN
DC 25: That's your blood on his suit
Human Lore
DC 10: They are squishy
DC 20: They're bastards most of the time.
DC 30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN
Pyro lore:
DC 20: Pyro haet spies
DC 25: Pyro has a flamethrower
DC 30: Flamethrower kills spies dead
Gallery
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Cave bears live in caves.
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A bear and its natural weapon.
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BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.
