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| ===Other Lore===
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| '''Bee Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
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| *DC15: [[Bees]] generally live in hives or trees.
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| *DC20: NO!! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!! AAGGH!!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! AAAGGGGHHH!!1!
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| *DC25: I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!! (-10 to all seduction checks)
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| '''Fire Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
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| *DC15: Fire is hot.
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| *DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires.
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| *DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!
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| *DC30: IT'S FUCKIN' HOT IN HERE.
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| '''Water Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
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| *DC10: Pyros don't like water.
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| *DC15: The water is cold.
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| *DC20: You can drink water.
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| *DC25: Humans might not be able to use it to breathe.
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| '''Fuzzy Wozzie Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful [[Meme]] check.
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| *DC15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear.
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| *DC20: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair.
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| *DC25: Fuzzy Wozzie wasn't fuzzy was he?
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| '''Cliff Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Geography check.
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| *DC15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things.
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| *DC20: If you walk off a cliff, you will be hurt.
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| *DC25: All of the [[Fags of 4chan#Fag|gods]] know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all.
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| '''Spy Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful [[/v/]] check.
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| *DC15: The knife in your back was placed by a Spy.
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| *DC20: [[GENTLEMEN]].
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| *DC25: That's your blood on his suit.
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| *DC35: I was a Spy all along.
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| *DC40: He never really was on our side.
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| *DC45: The best Spy is a dead one.
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| *DC50: NEVERMIND, HE'S GOT A DEAD-RINGER.
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| '''Human Lore'''
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| *DC10: They are squishy.
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| *DC20: They're bastards most of the time.
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| *DC30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK, THEY LIVE IN CITIES?
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| '''Heavy Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful [[/v/]] check.
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| *DC15: Sandvich.
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| *DC20: Heavies hate Scouts.
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| *DC25: Heavies love Medics.
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| *DC30: Heavy has a [[Assault Cannon|minigun]].
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| *DC35: Minigun kills Scouts dead.
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| *DC40: Heavy eats Sandvich.
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| '''Creed Lore'''
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| Wait, there's no such lore, how did this one- [[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!]]
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| '''Pyro Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful [[/v/]] check.
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| *DC20: Pyros hate spies.
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| *DC25: Pyro has a [[Flamer|flamethrower]].
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| *DC30: Flamethrower kills spies dead.
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| *DC40: Pyros like Fire. Brush up on your Fire Lore.
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| '''Dark Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
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| *DC10: It's dark in here.
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| *DC15: You may be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2KmCE| eaten by a grue.]
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| *DC20: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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| *DC25: Shoulda brought a candle.
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| *DC30: Dark congregates around [[grimdark|Grim]].
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| *DC45: [[Cthulhu|SHIIIIIT! I MUST GET OUT OF HERE!]]
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| '''Scout Lore'''
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| A character already knows this information because this guy can't keep his trap shut. Roll anyways
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| *DC10: He's not even winded.
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| *DC15: He ran fast and died a [[Macha|virgin]].
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| *DC20: BONK!
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| *DC25: He's a force a' nature.
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| *DC30: If you were from where he was from, you'd be fucking dead.
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| *DC35: NEEDADISPENSAHHEAH!!!
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| '''Tzeentch Lore'''
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| A character cannot know the following information[[Just as planned|.]]
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| *DC10: [[Tzeentch]] likes birds.
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| *DC20: Tzeentch makes plans.
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| *DC25: Just as planned.
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| *DC30: Just as planned.
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| *DC35: These dice are loaded, and will roll exactly what Tzeentch wants you to roll.
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| *DC99: [[Just as planned]].
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| '''Engineer Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Science check.
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| *DC10: [[Meme|Nope.avi]]
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| *DC15: A Spy's sappin' his Sentry!
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| *DC20: His Dispenser's goin' up.
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| *DC25: Engineer is makin' bacon.
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| *DC30: Engineer uses [[Dakka|more gun]].
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| '''Box Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Knowledge check.
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| *DC 10: Metal boxes are made of metal.
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| *DC 20: Enemies like to hide in metal boxes.
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| *DC 25: To maximise combat effectiveness, take away their metal boxes.
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| *DC 35: SINDRIIIIIIIIII!
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| '''Medic Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Science check.
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| *DC10: He is ZHE ÜBERMENSCH!
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| *DC15: Ribs don't grow back.
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| *DC20: Can you feel zhe Schadenfreude?
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| *DC25: He is fully charged.
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| *DC25: OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEST!!!
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| '''Economy Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful [[Horo|Business]] check.
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| *DC10: The state of the economy is excellent.
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| *DC15: There is a problem with Fannie Mae.
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| *DC20: OMG!
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| *DC25: You can purchase "The Republic of Iceland" on eBay for $229.99 (inc. VAT).
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| *DC35: Economy is a planning game. [[Just as planned|And you've lost already.]]
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| '''Plan Lore'''
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| *DC10: Make a Plan.
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| *DC15: Carry out Plan.
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| *DC20: ????????????
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| *DC25: PROFIT!
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| *DC99: Tzeench made your plan, and gave it to you without you knowing about it. [[Just as planned]].
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| '''Nebbish Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful [[Neckbeard]] check.
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| *DC20: Being unknowingly nebbish is annoying.
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| *DC25: Being deliberately annoying is nebbish.
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| *DC35: GTFO!
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| '''Cat Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
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| *DC10: Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
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| *DC15: Cats eat mice.
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| *DC20: Cats hate you. No exceptions.
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| *DC35: Cats can sometimes be [[Furry|Girls]].
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| *DC40: Nekos are the best cats.
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| '''[[Hat]] Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Irish check.
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| *DC15: Hats live on hatracks, or people's heads.
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| *DC20: Hats can be used as a drinking apparatus.
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| *DC25: Casey wore his brand new hat to Murphy's wake last night. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSk0SxaXgbw Someone stole his hat and, boy, it started up a fight.]
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| *DC30: Hats, Beards, and Sweden [[Minecraft|go well together]].
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| *DC40: Commissars wear hats. Don't tell anyo[[*BLAM*]]
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| *DC45: Team Fortress 2 is a game about hats.
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| '''Internet Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Computers check.
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| *DC10: The internet is for porn.
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| *DC15: The internet is not a big truck.
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| *DC20: The internet is a series of tubes.
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| *DC35: Skynet has been born, and has sent robot killers back in time to terminate you.
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| *DC40: You're on the internet right now!
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| '''Doge Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
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| *DC15: Such fur
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| *DC20: So popular
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| *DC25: Very great
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| *DC30: Wow
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| '''Abaddon Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
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| *DC15: Abaddon is the Warmaster of Chaos.
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| *DC20: Abaddon has no arms.
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| *DC25: Abaddon is a(n) (armless) failure.
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| *D30: "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!"
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| '''[[Dwarf Fortress]] Lore'''
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| A character knows the following information with a successful Computers check.
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| *DC10: Press ? to see help.
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| *DC15: Not /.
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| *DC20: This game is technically in 3D.
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| *DC30: The red stuff is blood.
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| *DC35: Blood from your most useful dwarf being shanked in the face.
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| *DC40: That "g" did it.
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| *DC60: The "g"s are goblins, and there's more of them.
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| *DC500: You can set up a basic military like so...
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