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==Stats== | ==Stats== | ||
'''Warband Rating''': | '''Warband Rating''': 203 | ||
'''Gold''': | '''Gold''': 33gc | ||
'''Wyrdstone''': 2 shards | '''Wyrdstone''': 2 shards | ||
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'''Boss''', 110 pts | '''Boss''', 110 pts | ||
'''Experience''': | '''Experience''': 39 | ||
'''Gear''': Axe, knife, handgun, crossbow | '''Gear''': Axe, knife, handgun, crossbow | ||
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The hunter of the Dakka Lads, Gurnik prefers to lie in wait, hiding under the rubble, until something exciting wanders along for him to shoot at. He has yet to master the concept of silence, however, which invariably tips off his prey. After blowing up two handguns through gross incompetence, Gurnik | The hunter of the Dakka Lads, Gurnik prefers to lie in wait, hiding under the rubble, until something exciting wanders along for him to shoot at. He has yet to master the concept of silence, however, which invariably tips off his prey. After blowing up two handguns through gross incompetence, Gurnik was demoted to crossboworc. Recently he re-earned his gun despite only having one eye. Hilarity will surely ensue. | ||
'''Big 'Un''', 65 pts | '''Big 'Un''', 65 pts | ||
'''Experience''': | '''Experience''': 28 | ||
'''Gear''': Knife, crossbow | '''Gear''': Knife, crossbow, handgun | ||
'''Special Rules''': Weapon "Expert", "Hunter" | '''Special Rules''': Weapon "Expert", "Hunter", Nimble, blind in one eye | ||
'''Advances''': Weapon Expert, Hunter, +1W | '''Advances''': Weapon Expert, Hunter, +1W, Nimble | ||
===Shurk da Shoota=== | ===Shurk da Shoota=== | ||
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'''Big 'Un''', 65 pts | '''Big 'Un''', 65 pts | ||
'''Experience''': | '''Experience''': 31 | ||
'''Gear''': Knife, handgun | '''Gear''': Knife, handgun | ||
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'''Shaman''', 40 pts | '''Shaman''', 40 pts | ||
'''Experience''': | '''Experience''': 13 | ||
'''Gear''': | '''Gear''': Knife | ||
'''Special Rules''': Wizard | '''Special Rules''': Wizard | ||
'''Advances''': Spell: Zzap! | '''Advances''': Spell: Zzap!, Spell: Clubba | ||
==Henchorcs== | ==Henchorcs== | ||
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'''Boyz''', 68 pts each | '''Boyz''', 68 pts each | ||
'''Experience''': | '''Experience''': 12 | ||
'''Gear''': Crossbow, knife | '''Gear''': Crossbow, knife | ||
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Bork da Wyrdthief, Jimmy | Bork da Wyrdthief, Jimmy | ||
A pack of wandering goblins who fell under Gurnik's command when he ambushed and shot their previous leader. Having finally taken casualties against the bloody Kislevites, they recruited the local goblin ax-murderer. Because that's a good idea. Tragically, they were unable to replace their runtiest member after he fell in battle. When local good-luck goblin Timmy fell to an enemy zombie, there was widespread mourning, until by luck or the smile of Gork and Mork his cousin Jimmy arrived, ready to get revenge. | A pack of wandering goblins who fell under Gurnik's command when he ambushed and shot their previous leader. Having finally taken casualties against the bloody Kislevites, they recruited the local goblin ax-murderer. Because that's a good idea. Tragically, they were unable to replace their runtiest member after he fell in battle. When local good-luck goblin Timmy fell to an enemy zombie, there was widespread mourning, until by luck or the smile of Gork and Mork his cousin Jimmy arrived, ready to get revenge. The Loliblender claimed the life of newcomer Rex, the poor bastard. | ||
'''Goblins''', | '''Goblins''', 38 pts each | ||
'''Experience''': | '''Experience''': 9 | ||
'''Gear''': Axe | '''Gear''': Axe | ||
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'''Special Rules''': Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts | '''Special Rules''': Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts | ||
'''Advances''': +1A, +1S | '''Advances''': +1A, +1S, +1WS | ||
===Shurk's Ladz=== | ===Shurk's Ladz=== | ||
''In Memoriam'' | |||
This quartet of scrawny, runty goblins serve as Shurk's assistants, scrounging materials for much-needed crossbow repairs. After Renk was killed in battle and Korbo annoyed Shurk one too many times, a pair of passing goblins were hit on the head, treated to lots of booze, and inducted into the Ladz. Further zombie-related casualties led to the press-ganging of Kek, the renowned goblin drunkard. Sadly, a second chief assistant was killed, leading to more PROMOTIONS. A run-in with Chaos clowns led to the death of a third Chief Assistant, after which Shurk retired the post on the grounds that not even goblins were stupid enough to take it. Despite losing their drinking buddy to stinkin' 'umies, the goblins were finally bolstered by the addition of local greenskin woodworkers Raw and Lund - reduced to merely Lund when Raw tried using a wood rasp as a melee weapon. Then, despite his success at vampire de-legging, Lund was murdered for the bounty on his head. Tragically, the story of Shurk's Ladz came to an end shortly thereafter, in the brutal meat grinder of the Loli Blender. | |||
Advances: The Lad's Got Talent! / +1I, +1S | Advances: The Lad's Got Talent! / +1I, +1S | ||
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Pounda Pik | Pounda Pik, Grabba Gik, Choppa Chok, Loota Lon | ||
Tired of the cost of recruiting new members for their increasingly-egotistical goblin squads, Boss Dakka decided to scrape the metaphorical bottom of the barrel for Da Kannon Fodda, a group of humble goblin mercenaries with a bright future and not a lot of brains. | Tired of the cost of recruiting new members for their increasingly-egotistical goblin squads, Boss Dakka decided to scrape the metaphorical bottom of the barrel for Da Kannon Fodda, a group of humble goblin mercenaries with a bright future and not a lot of brains. True to their name, they suffered greatly at the hands of lolis in their first battle, although only one so badly as to be unrecoverable. | ||
'''Goblins''', | '''Goblins''', 28 pts each | ||
'''Experience''': | '''Experience''': 4 | ||
'''Gear''': Axe | '''Gear''': Axe | ||
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'''Special Rules''': Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts | '''Special Rules''': Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts | ||
'''Advances''': | '''Advances''': +1S | ||
==Equipment Stash== | ==Equipment Stash== | ||
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Lund, Vampire Delegger (cause of death: bounty on head) | Lund, Vampire Delegger (cause of death: bounty on head) | ||
Stabba Steef (cause of death: ill-considered charge) | |||
Rippa Rex (cause of death: curse of the new guy) | |||
Fixer Firk (cause of death: witchcraft and the blessing of Sigmar) | |||
Carver Urd (cause of death: sling-wielding lolis) | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 01:42, 8 May 2013
Intro
Being a company of those orcs who favor the art of long-distance combat, allowing them to assault their enemies from the far side of a mob of goblins.
Stats
Warband Rating: 203
Gold: 33gc
Wyrdstone: 2 shards
Heroes
Da Big Boss, Barka "Dakka" Ironteef
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 9 |
Da Big Boss of the Dakka Lads, Barka is known for his obsession with the art of shooting things with his massive crossbow, including enemies, architecture, and (when bored) his own goblins.
Boss, 110 pts
Experience: 39
Gear: Axe, knife, handgun, crossbow
Special Rules: Leader, Weapon Expert, Nimble, hand injury
Advances: Weapon Expert, +1 BS, Nimble, +1 Ld
Gitfinda Gurnik
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
The hunter of the Dakka Lads, Gurnik prefers to lie in wait, hiding under the rubble, until something exciting wanders along for him to shoot at. He has yet to master the concept of silence, however, which invariably tips off his prey. After blowing up two handguns through gross incompetence, Gurnik was demoted to crossboworc. Recently he re-earned his gun despite only having one eye. Hilarity will surely ensue.
Big 'Un, 65 pts
Experience: 28
Gear: Knife, crossbow, handgun
Special Rules: Weapon "Expert", "Hunter", Nimble, blind in one eye
Advances: Weapon Expert, Hunter, +1W, Nimble
Shurk da Shoota
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
The self-proclaimed master armorer of the Dakka Lads, Shurk is actually fairly skilled in his chosen trade - by orc standards, anyway. He keeps their various crossbows in functional condition despite the lads' best efforts to the contrary.
Big 'Un, 65 pts
Experience: 31
Gear: Knife, handgun
Special Rules: Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble, Trick Shooter
Advances: Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble, Trick Shooter
"Bang!"
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
A wandering orc shaman who stumbled across the Dakka Ladz known only by his nickname. Bang! delights in conjuring magical bullets and showering his enemies with them from afar. During his first real battle, Bang! proved such a grave disappointment that his Boss pitched him into the infamous Fighting Pits to "man up". Bang! was bludgeoned into a cowering wreck, but as a result is no longer afraid of anything (or at least won't show it, for fear of "gettin' da pits 'gain".
Shaman, 40 pts
Experience: 13
Gear: Knife
Special Rules: Wizard
Advances: Spell: Zzap!, Spell: Clubba
Henchorcs
Fanty an' Mingo
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
The junior Dakka Lads, Fanty and Mingo are twin orc boyz who had a hobby of shooting down birds with makeshift slingshots before Barka drafted them into his gang.
Boyz, 68 pts each
Experience: 12
Gear: Crossbow, knife
Special Rules: Animosity
Advances: +1 S, +1 BS, +1 I
'Nik's Ladz
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 |
Bork da Wyrdthief, Jimmy
A pack of wandering goblins who fell under Gurnik's command when he ambushed and shot their previous leader. Having finally taken casualties against the bloody Kislevites, they recruited the local goblin ax-murderer. Because that's a good idea. Tragically, they were unable to replace their runtiest member after he fell in battle. When local good-luck goblin Timmy fell to an enemy zombie, there was widespread mourning, until by luck or the smile of Gork and Mork his cousin Jimmy arrived, ready to get revenge. The Loliblender claimed the life of newcomer Rex, the poor bastard.
Goblins, 38 pts each
Experience: 9
Gear: Axe
Special Rules: Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts
Advances: +1A, +1S, +1WS
Shurk's Ladz
In Memoriam
This quartet of scrawny, runty goblins serve as Shurk's assistants, scrounging materials for much-needed crossbow repairs. After Renk was killed in battle and Korbo annoyed Shurk one too many times, a pair of passing goblins were hit on the head, treated to lots of booze, and inducted into the Ladz. Further zombie-related casualties led to the press-ganging of Kek, the renowned goblin drunkard. Sadly, a second chief assistant was killed, leading to more PROMOTIONS. A run-in with Chaos clowns led to the death of a third Chief Assistant, after which Shurk retired the post on the grounds that not even goblins were stupid enough to take it. Despite losing their drinking buddy to stinkin' 'umies, the goblins were finally bolstered by the addition of local greenskin woodworkers Raw and Lund - reduced to merely Lund when Raw tried using a wood rasp as a melee weapon. Then, despite his success at vampire de-legging, Lund was murdered for the bounty on his head. Tragically, the story of Shurk's Ladz came to an end shortly thereafter, in the brutal meat grinder of the Loli Blender.
Advances: The Lad's Got Talent! / +1I, +1S
Da Kannon Fodda
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
Pounda Pik, Grabba Gik, Choppa Chok, Loota Lon
Tired of the cost of recruiting new members for their increasingly-egotistical goblin squads, Boss Dakka decided to scrape the metaphorical bottom of the barrel for Da Kannon Fodda, a group of humble goblin mercenaries with a bright future and not a lot of brains. True to their name, they suffered greatly at the hands of lolis in their first battle, although only one so badly as to be unrecoverable.
Goblins, 28 pts each
Experience: 4
Gear: Axe
Special Rules: Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts
Advances: +1S
Equipment Stash
none
Dead Boyz
Renk da Facerenda' (cause of death: halberd to the face)
Chief Assistant Korbo (cause of death: talked back)
Oiler Lan (cause of death: ghouls in the plural)
Chief Assistant Mak (cause of death: Kenshiro)
Jek da Girlish (cause of death: swoooooords)
Genre-Blind Ard (cause of death: horrible chaos monster)
Chief Assistant Poz (cause of death: took the wrong job)
Nok the Young (cause of death: headshot)
Drunk Kek (cause of death: ill-considered charge)
Woody Raw (cause of death: neck snapped by frustrated vampire)
Aki the Ax (cause of death: the return of plural ghouls)
Timmy (cause of death: witch hunter huntered)
Lund, Vampire Delegger (cause of death: bounty on head)
Stabba Steef (cause of death: ill-considered charge)
Rippa Rex (cause of death: curse of the new guy)
Fixer Firk (cause of death: witchcraft and the blessing of Sigmar)
Carver Urd (cause of death: sling-wielding lolis)