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The [[Dreadnought|Dreadnoughts]] of the [[Angry Marines]] are known better within the chapter as the Belligerent Engines | The [[Dreadnought|Dreadnoughts]] of the [[Angry Marines]] are known better within the chapter as the Belligerent Engines. | ||
==The creation of a Belligerent Engine== | |||
Why are they called Belligerent Engines? First consider the sheer amount of seething rage and fury that is typically exhibited in any Angry Marine. Now knock out his kneecaps, and maybe some internal organs for good measure, and observe as his anger levels escalate. Continue this process until he's on the very verge of death, with his state of mind resembling that of an exploding volcano. Now finally bind him to the cold, metallic shell of a Dreadnought, thus rendering him more machine than man and erasing what little joy he ever derived from life. Now, behold!-- having been fused to a weaponized, armored sarcophagus, and with his mental condition having reached the point of 'Wrath of God,' the end-result is a biomechanical war-machine that could only properly be denoted as being a '''Belligerent Engine'''. | |||
==About== | |||
Unlike other marine chapters who consider serving the [[Emperor]] beyond death as an honor, [[Angry Marines]] consider internment into a Dreadnought Sarcophagus as a the single most enraging moment in their entire, immortal lives. The Sarcophagus itself is uncomfortable, cramped, and suffocating. This drives the marine virtually angry to the point where his neural links would explode from the sheer anger he is generating and only a handful of things can slightly sooth the anger of the pilot that he does not fuck over everything he sees. | |||
While Dreadnought CCW weapons are a popular choice by Belligerent Engine pilots as this allows them to "TEAR THAT FUCKING FUCK A NEW ASSHOLE IN HIS STOMACH" and thus vent of some of their frustrations, they are also given Plasma Cannons and Flamestorm cannons for ranged support. Because one isn't angry enough nor would sooth the unfathomable rage of the pilot, a Belligerent Engine is allowed to have as many of these heavy weapons as it possibly can mount. With so much heat-generating weapons however, the Engine is highly prone to explode from the sheer heat, but the idea of firing 4 plasma cannons and 2 flamestorm cannons simultaneously is enough to make the pilot ignore the risk of death in-favor of how ULTRA FUCKING SWEET it is. | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Angry Marines]] | *[[Angry Marines]] | ||
*[[Angry_Marines#The_Life_of_an_Asshole|Captain Asshole]] | *[[Angry_Marines#The_Life_of_an_Asshole|Captain Asshole, a Belligerent Engine pilot. Known for fucking an Eldar farseer ''while'' interred in the Sarcophagus.]] | ||
*[[Dreadnought]] | *[[Dreadnought]] | ||
*[[Chaos Dreadnought]] | *[[Chaos Dreadnought]] | ||
[[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Space Marines]] | [[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Space Marines]] | ||
Revision as of 19:05, 1 August 2011
The Dreadnoughts of the Angry Marines are known better within the chapter as the Belligerent Engines.
The creation of a Belligerent Engine
Why are they called Belligerent Engines? First consider the sheer amount of seething rage and fury that is typically exhibited in any Angry Marine. Now knock out his kneecaps, and maybe some internal organs for good measure, and observe as his anger levels escalate. Continue this process until he's on the very verge of death, with his state of mind resembling that of an exploding volcano. Now finally bind him to the cold, metallic shell of a Dreadnought, thus rendering him more machine than man and erasing what little joy he ever derived from life. Now, behold!-- having been fused to a weaponized, armored sarcophagus, and with his mental condition having reached the point of 'Wrath of God,' the end-result is a biomechanical war-machine that could only properly be denoted as being a Belligerent Engine.
About
Unlike other marine chapters who consider serving the Emperor beyond death as an honor, Angry Marines consider internment into a Dreadnought Sarcophagus as a the single most enraging moment in their entire, immortal lives. The Sarcophagus itself is uncomfortable, cramped, and suffocating. This drives the marine virtually angry to the point where his neural links would explode from the sheer anger he is generating and only a handful of things can slightly sooth the anger of the pilot that he does not fuck over everything he sees.
While Dreadnought CCW weapons are a popular choice by Belligerent Engine pilots as this allows them to "TEAR THAT FUCKING FUCK A NEW ASSHOLE IN HIS STOMACH" and thus vent of some of their frustrations, they are also given Plasma Cannons and Flamestorm cannons for ranged support. Because one isn't angry enough nor would sooth the unfathomable rage of the pilot, a Belligerent Engine is allowed to have as many of these heavy weapons as it possibly can mount. With so much heat-generating weapons however, the Engine is highly prone to explode from the sheer heat, but the idea of firing 4 plasma cannons and 2 flamestorm cannons simultaneously is enough to make the pilot ignore the risk of death in-favor of how ULTRA FUCKING SWEET it is.
