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== The Story of Blue on /tg/ == | == The Story of Blue on /tg/ == | ||
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A [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20106572/ very shitty thread] was posted on /tg/, about a cultural exchange with the Tau where they send a Tau Girl over in exchange for- Oh fuck it, who cares, it was a terrible opening. Cue a lot of generic fetish comments, and that sort of thing. | A [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20106572/ very shitty thread] was posted on /tg/, about a cultural exchange with the Tau where they send a Tau Girl over in exchange for- Oh fuck it, who cares, it was a terrible opening. Cue a lot of generic fetish comments, and that sort of thing. | ||
One poster wondered what would happen if the Orks were the ones to be a part of this exchange, and things spiralled out from there. People posted little stories of how they thought it might go, and a name was coined - Blue. The idea gained traction as the thread went on, and eventually ended up with a vaguely fleshed out character, one with drawings as well. | One poster wondered what would happen if the Orks were the ones to be a part of this exchange, and things spiralled out from there. People posted little stories of how they thought it might go, and a name was coined - Blue. The idea gained traction as the thread went on, and eventually ended up with a vaguely fleshed out character, one with drawings as well. | ||
== The story of Blue in the universe == | == The story of Blue in the universe == | ||
Revision as of 05:21, 31 July 2012
Whoever said Orks could never be adorable never counted on Orks by proxy.
The Story of Blue on /tg/
A very shitty thread was posted on /tg/, about a cultural exchange with the Tau where they send a Tau Girl over in exchange for- Oh fuck it, who cares, it was a terrible opening. Cue a lot of generic fetish comments, and that sort of thing.
One poster wondered what would happen if the Orks were the ones to be a part of this exchange, and things spiralled out from there. People posted little stories of how they thought it might go, and a name was coined - Blue. The idea gained traction as the thread went on, and eventually ended up with a vaguely fleshed out character, one with drawings as well.
The story of Blue in the universe
During the war of the dakka the tau were falling back and at one point abandoning a small colony on a satellite world. The Orks overran the colony where the earth caste members were lodged. Her parents lost in the confusion of the evacuation, a young Tau girl was left alone in her habitation block.
The Orks ignored her, looking for a proper fight, but some snotlings and gretchin eager to prove that they were big and tough orks decided to gang up on her.
She then proceeded to pick up a tau spanner and kick, punch and wallop her way into a corner, fighting off all the snotlings and gretchin in her way. When a mek came (to kick all the snotlings upside the head) he saw the young tau girl. Mistaking it for a blue grot, and noticing it already had a wrench, he picked her up and told her to get back to work.
Thanks to her earth caste upbringing she had a rudimentary knowledge of machines and mechanics, and her ability to help the Meks inventions work made her a utility to the Orks (although really the Mek just thought that she was a lucky charm due to her blueness).
Now the Ork Mek keeps her close and acts to protect her (at least telling other Orks to shove off), while she herself has an added ability to kick some of the smaller orks/grots upside the head if they do cause her trouble.
Her ability to add dakka is also a boon to the orks and "Da Blue Grot" has become somewhat of an endearing name for her.