Bolt

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1.Bolter

Bolters are assault rifles. On steroids. The bolts (the type of rounds they fire) are about as big around as your fist, and impact with a micro-nuclear detonation, in sense, raping everything in the immediate vicinity. But of course, it doesn't just stop there now does it? No, it's a mother fucking assault rifle, so the bitch has seven more like it following it, and they all think your head isn't "mooshy" enough, so they all just kinda blow you up. Does it end there? NO, of course not. Bolter rifles are used by Spess Muhreens, so they're followed up by a nine foot tall giant in a suit of armor that even Oprah Winfrey would have no problem hiding behind, and they proceed to kick your ass with their giant fucking swords and uber fists.

 Now you're fucked.

Bolt Pistol

Bolt Pistols, are like, a Bolter's Daughter, but the really slutty one, so everyone can have it. Spess Muhreens use them too. But all Commissars have them, and they'll all be like, "HERESY" while your on the shitter, or, "HERESY!" while your shooting at the range, or doing your girlfriend, or getting your severe head wounds checked out by the medic. What's worse is that Bolt Pistols have NO drop in stopping power from the aforementioned Bolter, so your head just got a new hole.

 Now you're dead.

Heavy Bolter

Heavy Bolters are basically machine guns on PCP. They are a Heavy Weapons choice for Guardsmen, who require a two man team just to operate it. However The Giant space Marines wield them like a fat baby's lollipop and have even attached bayonets to them. If you weren't squishy enough, getting hit by one of these will make you squishy...er...

In Summary

 Be a part of The Imperium of Man, and you get these weapons. 
 Chaos is not your friend. 
 The Emprah is your Savior.
 *BLAM*