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[[Image:Chaoslordz.jpg|thumb|right|Chaos lords of [[Dawn of War|DOW series]]]]An HQ choice for the [[chaos|Chaos Space Marines]], in the game of [[Warhammer 40,000]]. They are basically like the traightor counterpart to a [[Space Marine]] captain or Chapter Master. They are very powerful but they want more.
[[Image:Chaoslordz.jpg|thumb|right|Chaos lords from the [[Dawn of War|DOW series]]]]An HQ choice for the [[chaos|Chaos Space Marines]], in the game of [[Warhammer 40,000]]. They are basically like the traightor counterpart to a [[Space Marine]] captain or Chapter Master. They are very powerful but they want more.


==Types of lords==
==Types of lords==

Revision as of 18:16, 11 February 2010

Chaos lords from the DOW series

An HQ choice for the Chaos Space Marines, in the game of Warhammer 40,000. They are basically like the traightor counterpart to a Space Marine captain or Chapter Master. They are very powerful but they want more.

Types of lords

The chaos lords usually worship a god whether he(or a he-she in the case of Slaanesh) be Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle or Slaanesh.

Here are the following lords of the Chaos gods.

Lord of Khorne: A crazed maniac who drinks blood, and eats whatever he just killed. Raw. They like using axes and all that shit. Secretly loves kitty cats. Kharn is the craziest mother-fucker Khorne Lord, who'll kill you in his psychotic blood-lusting rage. But he is one hell of a great guy to be around though.

Lord of Tzeentch: Some douche-bag sorcerer who got a his first magic-tricks set for Christmas from Tzeentch. A notable Lord of Tzeentch is Ahriman of the Thousand Sons.

Lord of Nurgle: Some disease filled piece of flesh. Better not give him a hug, or have any physical contact whatsoever, because you'll probably get some disease worse than AIDS. Typhus is a notable Lord of Nurgle.

Lord of Slaanesh: A drug-addicted pedophile not unlike the Dark Eldar. Which means he's got the biggest drug stash and the most bitches. Lucius the eternal is a Slaanesh Lord.

Lord of Chaos Undivided: Some wannabe guy who has yet to be hired by a Ruinous Power.

Warhammer Fantasy's Types of Chaos Lords

Champions/Exalted Champions of Khorne: A blood-crazed maniac, not entirely unlike the 40K ones, however, they all also act like Conan the Barbarian, except with huge armor and huger battleaxe/greatsword. Known for their tremendous strength and bloodlust and balls-of-steel manliness. May also secretly like kittens, but alas, there are few kittens in the Old World. A prominent example of Khornate Exalted Champions is Arbaal the Undefeated (Is he still alive?)

Champions/Exalted Champions of Tzeentch: Douchebag sorcerers, but the main difference is that they wear XBAWX HUEG ARMOR.

Champions/Exalted Champions of Nurgle: See above, except they have difficulty getting into their armor on account of their festering, huge, disgusting bellies. They will go out of their ways to hug you.

Champions/Exalted Champions of Slaanesh: He doesn't have any in this universe.

Champions/Exalted Champions of Chaos Undivided: See above.

Notable Chaos lords