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[[Image:cain.jpg|thumb|right|Hero of the Imperium]] '''Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!''' was a famous [[Commissar]] of the [[Imperium]] and is the protagonist of the named Ciaphas Cain series of novels by [[Sandy Mitchell]]. He spent most of his career in active service attached to [[Imperial Guard]] regiments from the ice world of Valhalla - most notably the 597th, one of the rare mixed-sex regiments - and accompanied by his aide [[Jurgen]]. He retired to become a professor at a [[Schola | [[Image:cain.jpg|thumb|right|Hero of the Imperium]] '''Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!''' was a famous [[Commissar]] of the [[Imperium]] and is the protagonist of the named Ciaphas Cain series of novels by [[Sandy Mitchell]]. He spent most of his career in active service attached to [[Imperial Guard]] regiments from the ice world of Valhalla - most notably the 597th, one of the rare mixed-sex regiments - and accompanied by his aide [[Jurgen]]. He retired to become a professor at a [[Schola Progenium]] later in life, but this did not mark the end of his exploits, being recalled into active service during the 13th [[Abaddon|Black Crusade]]. He was also called upon at many points throughout his life to assist the [[Inquisition|Ordos Xenos]] Inquisitor Amberley Veil, who is almost certainly his lover. | ||
The novels are presented as extracts from Cain's personal, unofficial memoirs, edited by Amberley - published only to and kept under lock and key by the [[Inquisition]] as they present a vastly different story to all the official Imperial propaganda about his adventures. Contrary to the heroic image he cultivated to the Imperium at large, Cain described himself as a self-serving coward in his memoirs, spending most of his time trying to ensure his own comfort and survival, only becoming a hero by accident. However, despite his self-deprecation, he routinely demonstrates great bravery and compassion in the stories, leading many to believe he is a much better person than he would admit to himself. In any event, he always subscribed to the long-term version of cowardice, often taking courses of action that appeared extremely dangerous on the basis that they gave him a better chance of survival in the long term, if not the short one. | The novels are presented as extracts from Cain's personal, unofficial memoirs, edited by Amberley - published only to and kept under lock and key by the [[Inquisition]] as they present a vastly different story to all the official Imperial propaganda about his adventures. Contrary to the heroic image he cultivated to the Imperium at large, Cain described himself as a self-serving coward in his memoirs, spending most of his time trying to ensure his own comfort and survival, only becoming a hero by accident. However, despite his self-deprecation, he routinely demonstrates great bravery and compassion in the stories, leading many to believe he is a much better person than he would admit to himself. In any event, he always subscribed to the long-term version of cowardice, often taking courses of action that appeared extremely dangerous on the basis that they gave him a better chance of survival in the long term, if not the short one. | ||
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Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! was a famous Commissar of the Imperium and is the protagonist of the named Ciaphas Cain series of novels by Sandy Mitchell. He spent most of his career in active service attached to Imperial Guard regiments from the ice world of Valhalla - most notably the 597th, one of the rare mixed-sex regiments - and accompanied by his aide Jurgen. He retired to become a professor at a Schola Progenium later in life, but this did not mark the end of his exploits, being recalled into active service during the 13th Black Crusade. He was also called upon at many points throughout his life to assist the Ordos Xenos Inquisitor Amberley Veil, who is almost certainly his lover.
The novels are presented as extracts from Cain's personal, unofficial memoirs, edited by Amberley - published only to and kept under lock and key by the Inquisition as they present a vastly different story to all the official Imperial propaganda about his adventures. Contrary to the heroic image he cultivated to the Imperium at large, Cain described himself as a self-serving coward in his memoirs, spending most of his time trying to ensure his own comfort and survival, only becoming a hero by accident. However, despite his self-deprecation, he routinely demonstrates great bravery and compassion in the stories, leading many to believe he is a much better person than he would admit to himself. In any event, he always subscribed to the long-term version of cowardice, often taking courses of action that appeared extremely dangerous on the basis that they gave him a better chance of survival in the long term, if not the short one.
He is also well known for being one of the few commissars to earn the trust and respect of the Guardsmen he served with - aided by his heroic reputation, but mainly because he persistently demonstrated care and concern for the soldiers of his regiment. Despite repeated insistence in his memoirs he merely did this to get on their good sides, there's a great deal of evidence that his feelings were genuine.
Cain himself was an extremely skilled combatant, being an excellent shot with his trusty laspistol and highly proficient in the use of his chainsword in melee. Amongst other things, he defeated an Ork warboss and a Chaos Space Marine in single combat, both incredible feats for an ordinary man, especially as the only bionics he possessed were a few replacement fingers. He also has the unique honour of being on "Active Battle Duty", even though he was buried with full battle honours in the early M42's.
Das Novels
Essentially, George MacDonald Fraser's The Flashman Papers transplanted into the 41st Millennium.
Whilst the books are quite well-written, Sandy Mitchell is a big fan of recycling - even down to specific sentences. Hence each book is guaranteed to feature exactly the same descriptions of his aide Jurgen as all the others, and each contains about half a dozen variations on the theme of "Of course, if I knew what I was getting myself into by doing X, I'd have rather charged into the Eye of Terror with nothing but a rusty fork."
They are also notable for the Jurgen Ex Machina, where most of the dramatic fights are ended by the intervention of Cain's aide Jurgen armed with a meltagun. Over the course of the series, Jurgen has racked up more kills than the rest of the Valhallan 597th put together, but has yet to have any character development whatsoever. But that's fine, because Jurgen is 125% distilled awesome.
Also features psychotic lesbian Valhallans, Orky Gargants crumpin' dose Necron gits, a grinning, friendly neighborhood Inquisitor (who you should flee from at all costs), blue facepainted Tau supporters yelling that you can take their lives, but not their freedom, and the Harriers getting the goddamn cup. And Space Daemon Werewolf Psyker Hitler being kicked over a dam by a solid boot to the arse.
Cain Books and Collected Short Stories
- Caves of Ice
- Death or Glory
- Duty Calls
- For the Emperor!
- Hero of the Imperium
- The Traitor's Hand
- Cain's Last Stand