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A second founding chapter of the [[Imperial Fists]]. Noted for their crimson gauntlets, which signify that their hands have been anointed in the blood of the Imperium's enemies. Or something. | A second founding chapter of the [[Imperial Fists]]. Noted for their crimson gauntlets, which signify that their hands have been anointed in the blood of the Imperium's enemies. Or something. | ||
Got fucked over by the Orks (or, more accurately, an orbital missile misfire with a fail equivalent of 100 d20s all rolling ones at the same time. The damn thing somehow missed it's original target, bypassed ALL of the fortress' void shields, and hit the armory directly. Note: This was a standard missile fired from an orbiting defensive platform, it normally should have done NOTHING to such a mighty stronghold). But its okay, because the Crimson Fists still beat the Orks with only a hundred and twenty eight space marines. | Got fucked over by the Orks (or, more accurately, an orbital missile misfire with a fail equivalent of 100 d20s all rolling ones at the same time). The damn thing somehow missed it's original target, bypassed ALL of the fortress' void shields, and hit the armory directly. Note: This was a standard missile fired from an orbiting defensive platform, it normally should have done NOTHING to such a mighty stronghold, or atleast just made a small crater on it). But its okay, because the Crimson Fists still beat the Orks with only a hundred and twenty eight space marines and an unmanned [[Land Raider]] that somehow [[awesome|managed to skillfully pilot itself using only it's machine spirit and took out a good chunk of the invading Ork horde, including the warboss, before finally being destroyed]]. | ||
Also known as "Mexican Marines" because their chapter master (Pedro Kantor) has a Spanish first name (And a Jewish last name, of all things... PEDRO KANTOR, <s>THE ONLY JEW IN THE IMPERIUM</s> DURR HURR [[Dark Angels|DARK ANGELS]]). | Also known as "Mexican Marines" because their chapter master (Pedro Kantor) has a Spanish first name (And a Jewish last name, of all things... PEDRO KANTOR, <s>THE ONLY JEW IN THE IMPERIUM</s> DURR HURR [[Dark Angels|DARK ANGELS]]). | ||
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A second founding chapter of the Imperial Fists. Noted for their crimson gauntlets, which signify that their hands have been anointed in the blood of the Imperium's enemies. Or something.
Got fucked over by the Orks (or, more accurately, an orbital missile misfire with a fail equivalent of 100 d20s all rolling ones at the same time). The damn thing somehow missed it's original target, bypassed ALL of the fortress' void shields, and hit the armory directly. Note: This was a standard missile fired from an orbiting defensive platform, it normally should have done NOTHING to such a mighty stronghold, or atleast just made a small crater on it). But its okay, because the Crimson Fists still beat the Orks with only a hundred and twenty eight space marines and an unmanned Land Raider that somehow managed to skillfully pilot itself using only it's machine spirit and took out a good chunk of the invading Ork horde, including the warboss, before finally being destroyed.
Also known as "Mexican Marines" because their chapter master (Pedro Kantor) has a Spanish first name (And a Jewish last name, of all things... PEDRO KANTOR, THE ONLY JEW IN THE IMPERIUM DURR HURR DARK ANGELS).