Cross Species Dating Advice

This all begins with questions about dating a mermaid. Then it gets awesome when this expands into lines of inquiry from an apothecary about cecaelia girl.

Soon enough, people are asking about Lamias, and there's Chinese trying to get around the HORRIBRU INTANET FYA WALL to sell rats. This causes, much to the amusement of Xom, a stupid westbarrow church goer to read from the Necronomicon inside of aforesaid church. Things only get more insane from there.

Mechanics

• So far the suggested systems are:
  • MAID (definitely quirky enough)
  • A converted 3.5e or Pathfinder (which the world seems gratuitously based upon)
  • Converted Shadowrun
  • World of Darkness (New or Old is unspecified)
  • FATE
  • Atomic Highway V6

Goal is slice-of-life style play with action stuff mixed in, since we have craziness such as PMCs working in Hell itself, where one of the perks is that if you capture and enslave a succubi girl to bring home when you retire, you get a free green card for her, avoiding any messiness with IDS (Internal Demonic Services).

New Organizations

Infernal Disposal Services (IDS) - An Organization tasked with dealing with and containing emergencies of a Daemonic nature on Earth. The Immigration Department is in charge of monitoring Immigrants from Hell and detecting Illegal Immigrants from Hell.

Department of Celestial Relations (DCR) - In charge of the often exceedingly complicated national relations with being from the Celestial Plain.

Immortal and Metaphysical Law Council (IMLC) - An Organization helped to aid citizens in seeking legal recompense against entities and events that fall outside of the purview of normal mortal law.

Magical Emergency Tacticals (METS) - SWAT Team for Magical Shit Gone Wrong.

MYSTERY - Online organization of whistleblowers and conspiracy theorists trying to bust through abuse of illusions and concealment.

Devilwatch - A American Based PMC that does mercenary work in hell, fighting on the side of The Nameless One, a major U.S. ally in the Abyss.

Draconic Council - GORRIUS READERS OF PEOPLE REPUBRIC OF CHINA. HAS MADE GREAT INTERNET CENSORSHIP FOR PREVENTION OF BAD SPEECH AND FOR BENEFIT OF FOORISH WESTERNERS. ARSO BUIRD GREAT FIREWALL. ARR HAIR GRORIOUS DRACONIC COUNCIR

Magician's guilds - Various guilds specializing in different magical schools. Typically the general population's first stop in answering any magic related questions.

The Threads

• The First magical Thread, the awesome starts with post #21826041, the cecaelia questions