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She's so adorable, she'll cahptoor your heart!

Cultist-chan is a young female member of a chaos cult who usually talks with a speech impediment. She is well known for her role in HS40K. Her original creator named her Cultist while most of /tg/ calls her Cultist-chan. Xenos. And daemonhost.

Absolutely. Godsdamned. Adorable.

Recently another drawfag made a less adorable version of her.

No exceptions. Not even for Cultist-chan.

She is the definition of Extra Heretical.

Board Origins

Back when a particular drawfag was first taking requests, one anon, under the impression that he only did Warhammer 40k artwork attempted to trick him into drawing Vampire: The Masquerade artwork by requesting a “cute female cultist feeding waffles to a 3 headed chaos spawn”. The anon figured this would be close enough to his image he had in mind of a female tzimisce feeding waffles to a vozdt. The Vampire loving anon was satisfied and a handful more found themselves enamored with the purple haired, jaggedy-toothed gobshite, in spite of (or perhaps because of) her hideous speech impediment which mimicked the worthless cultist units from Dawn of Bald, an idea stolen from “Da Real World 40k”.

According to a recent post in a /tg/ thread, her created said: "After the first one which was just the request, I did another scribble of a 40k slumber party. And one anon asked why the "cute cultist" wasn't at it. SO I drew the one with her at the telephone by way of explanation. This seemed to get her the sympathy vote, demand went up and soon Liebowitz was writing HS40K. He at one stage, refused to write the next chapter until I made art to go with it, and then a cycle began."

Physiology

As an adult, Cultist-chan stands at just shy of 5’4”. She appears undernourished and clad in rags, and based on color correspondence, seem to be hand-me-downs from her Sororita associate. She is believed to smell strange, but not actually bad, but that’s probably based purely on the how pious whoever can smell her is; to those pure of faith, she smells of filth and decay, to those devoted to chaos, she smells good, to those unsure of where they stand, she smells mostly of bacon, which may be for better or worse depending on how you feel about bacon. She has an excess of teeth, a majority of which are sharp and irregular in length but otherwise in good condition, as cultist dislikes sweet food.

She has cheesy lectoos of each god’s symbol on her. When asked why she got 4 cheesy lectoos instead of 1 chaos undivided mark, she explained that she didn’t pick them, and that she has always had them. She also has other basic, tattoos across her body.

Cultist-chan has 2 piercings on her shoulder blades that she hooks a large chaos wheel to, both as a sign of devotion and (speculatively) as a weapon, she has been seen wielding it as such in some pictures but is probably too weak to throw it any distance.

name

Cultist-chan is tunnel-visioned in her devotion to the dark gods and considers her position to be her name. She sees herself as one of many, hence often saying “we” instead of “I”. Any name she ever had has been lost over a century ago.

In-Game Stats

Cultist Cost: 35 points - WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 3 T: 4 W: 1 I: 4 A: 2 Ld: 7 Sv: 6+/6+
Unit type: Infantry - Number/Squad: 1

Wargear:

Laspistol,
Septis Spike : Poisoned CC weapon & Chaos Icon

Cultist Special Rules:

Special Character
Independent Character
FHOR CHAOOOOOS! : Cultist is always fearless
Hwee Kaptoored Eet Fhor Kay-oss! : Any unit Cultist joins counts as a scoring unit.
Insignificant : Cultist takes up no room in transports, or on the FoC.
Stubborn

Cultist may take her pet Chaos Spawn, Kay-oss, for an additional 50 points.
Kay-oss Cost: 50 points - WS: 3 BS: 0 S: 5 T: 5 W: 3 I: 3 A: D6+2 Ld: 10 Sv: -

Kay-oss Special Rules:

Feel No Pain
Devotion : When Cultist is slain, Kay-oss gains the Fearless and Mindless special rules.
Detonation : When killed in close combat, Kay-oss immediately inflicts 1D6+2 Strength 6 hits on his opponent.
"Look Out, Mistress!" Any wounds inflicted against Cultist may always be shifted to Kay-oss.

Cultist and Kay-oss may be included in any Chaos Space Marine, Chaos Daemon, or Traitor Guard army.

Dranon's delight

A writefag or perhaps a series of writefags have been writing FATAL style, loli fapfiction for trolls. In them a loli Cultist-chan is usually placed in situations in which she is critically failing her anal circumference rolls. The story was spawned in a thread where fatguys speculated on Cultist and Dranon's relationship. Some writefag(s) read the topic and figured that it would make "great" fapfiction. Writefag made topic. A few fatguys fapped, many raged, and some raged AND fapped. A few that fapped requested MOAR, and, sadly, got more. Research Also say this made cultist-chan make her look like she represent sex.

Gallery

According to the artist, this is the picture that started it all.
Only a rumor, not believed to be any sort of canon.
Her cameo appearance in LCB
and the rest of the cameo
... and what happened after.
But she didn't stay dead
... as much as Dranon would've preferred it.
While she's here, might as well be useful.
How she got her pet chaosbeast.
as if Dranon didn't hate her enough
Dranon is PISSED
nobody's impressed you can beat up a girl child
and yet, she never loses her faith in Chaos.
That's his girl!

That's his girl!
Flashback to high school, she had a sweetheart...
... an Ultramarine scout, no less!
... and she was his first...
... but that was a so long ago surely he's forgotten.
... and it's been so long, that couldn't possibly be her.
unhygenic zerbit for Kay-oss
Seen here interrupting a quiet drink between Lords
She captured the strategic point.
She entertains us with strategic point.
Somebody forgot the tattoos but it's so cute we don't care.
Ewwww... I mean d'awwww.
Know your cancer.
Can the horrors of cosplay get any worse?
Yes.
BULLSEYE!
See this: Do you (a)fuck it or (b)kill it?
~~Anti-Rule 34.~~ Modest joke.
She wasn't popular in school
She missed the slumber party...
(this was the 2nd Cultist picture ever)
But she did make a new friend.
A really *good* friend.
A really, *really* good friend.
Don't ask, don't tell.
Widdle Cultist-chan meets John Fucklaw
Cultist vs. the AngryMarine (1/3)
Cultist vs. the AngryMarine (2/3)
Cultist vs. the AngryMarine (3/3)
Cultist proudly displays her battle scars after a recent run-in with the Adeptus Orthodontus.
Dæmons doing some bæbysitting
She's the Boxxy of Warhammer 40,000
Was Josue wearing beer goggles?
File:!
She teaches you how to serve Khorne
Cultist after serving Khorne more than the other gods.
Traded her nose for a six-pack
hoping to cause PROMOTIONS
Oh Slaanesh, you made my day
someone's getting promotions
Rule 63
Rule 63'd again
Chink'd
Cultist + Rengarde > Harley + Ivy
Somewhat disturbing; somewhat adorable
d'aww
My Little Heretic.

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 ====Physiology====
-As an adult, Cultist-chan stands at just shy of 5’4”. She appears undernourished and clad in rags,  based on color correspondence, seem to be hand me downs from her Sororita associate. She is believed to smell strange, but not actually bad, but that’s probably based purely on the how pious whoever can smell her is; to those pure of faith, she smells of filth and decay, to those devoted to chaos, she smells good, to those unsure of where they stand, she smells mostly of bacon, which may be for better or worse depending on how you feel about bacon. She has an excess of teeth, a majority of which are sharp and irregular in length but otherwise in good condition, as cultist dislikes sweet food.
+As an adult, Cultist-chan stands at just shy of 5’4”. She appears undernourished and clad in rags, and based on color correspondence, seem to be hand-me-downs from her Sororita associate.  She is believed to smell strange, but not actually bad, but that’s probably based purely on the how pious whoever can smell her is; to those pure of faith, she smells of filth and decay, to those devoted to chaos, she smells good, to those unsure of where they stand, she smells mostly of bacon, which may be for better or worse depending on how you feel about bacon.  She has an excess of teeth, a majority of which are sharp and irregular in length but otherwise in good condition, as cultist dislikes sweet food.
-She has cheesy lectoos of each god’s symbol on her. When asked why she got 4 cheesy tattoos instead of 1 chaos undivided mark, she explained that she didn’t pick them, and that she has always had them. She also has other basic, tattoos across her body.
+She has cheesy lectoos of each god’s symbol on her.  When asked why she got 4 cheesy lectoos instead of 1 chaos undivided mark, she explained that she didn’t pick them, and that she has always had them.  She also has other basic, tattoos across her body.
 Cultist-chan has 2 piercings on her shoulder blades that she hooks a large chaos wheel to, both as a sign of devotion and (speculatively) as a weapon, she has been seen wielding it as such in some pictures but is probably too weak to throw it any distance.

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