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It stars Sergeant Avitus, who hates you, Sergeant Tarkus, who is [[Indrick Boreale|bald]], Wolverine, and a bunch of 'mos. And your Force Commander avatar clearly spends more than the sanctioned amount of time maintaining his hair. Actually, every single fucking space marine officer (with the exception of Tarkus, obviously) in this game does so, resulting in a [[HURR|''HAIR''ESY]]-ridden gameplay experience. Also features the return of Davian Thule, who tragically lost both his eye and his sexy accent after the fighting on Kronus. Davian Thule can also be called, Davian Cool, in this game. | It stars Sergeant Avitus, who hates you, Sergeant Tarkus, who is [[Indrick Boreale|bald]], Wolverine, and a bunch of 'mos. And your Force Commander avatar clearly spends more than the sanctioned amount of time maintaining his hair. Actually, every single fucking space marine officer (with the exception of Tarkus, obviously) in this game does so, resulting in a [[HURR|''HAIR''ESY]]-ridden gameplay experience. Also features the return of Davian Thule, who tragically lost both his eye and his sexy accent after the fighting on Kronus. Davian Thule can also be called, Davian Cool, in this game. | ||
The game features the Blood Ravens as the only playable campaign faction, and throughout the course of playing they fight Orks, because they’re everywhere, Space Elfs, who are mucking up the timeline again, and Tyranids. Only three units and your captain may be taken along in any mission, and eventually two sergeants will need to stay home because there are six officers total. There are other drop pods available to carry more men, but it is suspected that Wolverine encouraged the rule so that he could remain on board and write bad poetry about the futility of life. | |||
Most of the ridiculous dialogue that started “Metal Boxes” and other memes is now handled typically by Wolverine and Avitus, who are either very sad or very angry all of the time. At one point, Wolverine spoils victory celebrations by reminding everyone that they’re all going to die some day – he argues the point until everybody agrees and is no longer happy, and then he goes on to say they should save their happiness for when they are dead. | |||
== Characters of Note == | == Characters of Note == | ||
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Dawn of War II is the sequel to Dawn of War released on February 19th, 2009. Unlike it's predecessor, it has Tyranids.
It stars Sergeant Avitus, who hates you, Sergeant Tarkus, who is bald, Wolverine, and a bunch of 'mos. And your Force Commander avatar clearly spends more than the sanctioned amount of time maintaining his hair. Actually, every single fucking space marine officer (with the exception of Tarkus, obviously) in this game does so, resulting in a HAIRESY-ridden gameplay experience. Also features the return of Davian Thule, who tragically lost both his eye and his sexy accent after the fighting on Kronus. Davian Thule can also be called, Davian Cool, in this game.
The game features the Blood Ravens as the only playable campaign faction, and throughout the course of playing they fight Orks, because they’re everywhere, Space Elfs, who are mucking up the timeline again, and Tyranids. Only three units and your captain may be taken along in any mission, and eventually two sergeants will need to stay home because there are six officers total. There are other drop pods available to carry more men, but it is suspected that Wolverine encouraged the rule so that he could remain on board and write bad poetry about the futility of life.
Most of the ridiculous dialogue that started “Metal Boxes” and other memes is now handled typically by Wolverine and Avitus, who are either very sad or very angry all of the time. At one point, Wolverine spoils victory celebrations by reminding everyone that they’re all going to die some day – he argues the point until everybody agrees and is no longer happy, and then he goes on to say they should save their happiness for when they are dead.
Characters of Note
- Farseer Idranel
- Gabriel Angelos