Doobies

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A Doobie.

Doobies are the most culturally deep, most beautiful creatures on the planet. They're the chosen warriors of the divine and the one true master race to the world. They pride themselves in being arrogant yet tolerant, prideful yet humble, unforgiving but willing to let people have second chances.

Doobies are a loving parody of /tg/ getting shit done.

Whether they were originally meant to be trolling or not is a MISTERY, but /tg/ loved them immediately as a wonderful parody of all /tg/ has done for races like Sergals, Cutebolds, and others, with a bit of the Flare troll thrown in for good measure. In a somewhat ironic turn of events, doobies are now canonically part of the Unified Setting.

Unified Setting Description

Doobies are creatures that live in Jiar-Jia.

Doobies are creatures of such striking beauty, that it is impossible not to stare in awe at them. Their songs are so hauntingly beautiful they awaken a melancholy so deep it brings tears to all who hear it. Their movements are so graceful it inspires love in even the coldest of hearts. Their intellect and philosophy are so powerful that it is difficult for lesser beings to understand even an iota of their wisdom

Doobies are freakish, mishappen looking creatures that it is impossible not to gawk at. Their incessant, tuneless wailing is so unbearable it can make a grown man cry. Their freakish, spastic jerking is so pitiful you feel an urge to correct them. Their nonsensical ramblings make the ravings of a drunken kobold with heat-stroke seem sane in comparison.

Whichever side you believe, the doobie endure despite all threats. This, they say, is proof of their perfection. Naysayers put greater credit on the fact that doobies are almost impossible to kill. They heal in seconds from normal wounds, slightly longer from mortal ones and have been known to pick up and re-attach severed limbs.

Doobies are familiar with naysayers. Perfection inspires jealousy and they are surrounded by imperfect, lesser beings. Because they are so morally superior they hold no anger in their hearts. Few doobies leave their perfect homeland (perfect by definition because the doobies live there) but those who do frequently become infamous, which means MORE famous.

Adding credence to the doobie perspective (which needs no validation) there are members of many races who hold the doobies in the highest esteem, claiming that those who do not appreciate this magnificent species and their incredible culture are just not ready for it.

Some suggest that perhaps the Doobies were a result of Draconian magics, used in a war. Though who the draconians would be fighting is unclear. Others suggest that doobies could share an origin with the Corgyn. Some even suggest that the Doobies may be what created the Corgyn. Those people are generally regarded as less than sane.

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