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Doombreed is the first [[Daemon]] Prince of [[Khorne]] and may be the most angry son of bitch in the universe aside from Khorne himself. Doombreed became a Daemon Prince even before the [[Emprah]] re-united humanity, hell he was still on Earth when he was offered daemonhood. He was a bloodthirsty warlord who killed cities on a regular day and so Khorne took notice of this, since he was still in his younger days and not many psychopaths who killed hives on a daily basis existed yet. In other words, he's Genghis motherfucking Khan. | Doombreed is the first [[Daemon]] Prince of [[Khorne]] and may be the most angry son of bitch in the universe aside from Khorne himself. Doombreed became a Daemon Prince even before the [[Emprah]] re-united humanity, hell he was still on Earth when he was offered daemonhood. He was a bloodthirsty warlord who killed cities on a regular day and so Khorne took notice of this, since he was still in his younger days and not many psychopaths who killed hives on a daily basis existed yet. In other words, he's Genghis motherfucking Khan. | ||
Doombreed is a badass, an old and angry badass who led a Black Crusade against those pansies in the Imperium. He is so old and angry that everyone, probably even himself, has forgotten his true name, but since he has a mongol mustache and a mongol hat, his name is probably god fucking damned Genghis motherfucking Khan. | Doombreed is a badass, an old and angry badass who led a Black Crusade against those pansies in the Imperium. He is so old and angry that everyone, probably even himself, has forgotten his true name, but since he has a mongol mustache and a mongol hat, his name is probably god fucking damned Genghis motherfucking Khan. (Though some people seem to suggest that Hitler was Doombreed. But as we all know, Hitler was one of the [[Emperor]]'s aliases.) | ||
During the Fifth Black Crusade he wiped two entire chapters of [[Space Marines]], the Warhawks and the Venerators. Probably for their 80's band style chapter names. '''THEY PROBABLY DESERVED IT!''' This isn't much of an accomplishment since everyone and their dog has wiped out at least one space marine chapter in warhammer 40k. But it was still rockingly badass. And at least something more compared to what a certain armless failure has accomplished. | During the Fifth Black Crusade he wiped two entire chapters of [[Space Marines]], the Warhawks and the Venerators. Probably for their 80's band style chapter names. '''THEY PROBABLY DESERVED IT!''' This isn't much of an accomplishment since everyone and their dog has wiped out at least one space marine chapter in warhammer 40k. But it was still rockingly badass. And at least something more compared to what a certain armless failure has accomplished. | ||
Revision as of 10:37, 11 February 2011
Doombreed is the first Daemon Prince of Khorne and may be the most angry son of bitch in the universe aside from Khorne himself. Doombreed became a Daemon Prince even before the Emprah re-united humanity, hell he was still on Earth when he was offered daemonhood. He was a bloodthirsty warlord who killed cities on a regular day and so Khorne took notice of this, since he was still in his younger days and not many psychopaths who killed hives on a daily basis existed yet. In other words, he's Genghis motherfucking Khan.
Doombreed is a badass, an old and angry badass who led a Black Crusade against those pansies in the Imperium. He is so old and angry that everyone, probably even himself, has forgotten his true name, but since he has a mongol mustache and a mongol hat, his name is probably god fucking damned Genghis motherfucking Khan. (Though some people seem to suggest that Hitler was Doombreed. But as we all know, Hitler was one of the Emperor's aliases.)
During the Fifth Black Crusade he wiped two entire chapters of Space Marines, the Warhawks and the Venerators. Probably for their 80's band style chapter names. THEY PROBABLY DESERVED IT! This isn't much of an accomplishment since everyone and their dog has wiped out at least one space marine chapter in warhammer 40k. But it was still rockingly badass. And at least something more compared to what a certain armless failure has accomplished.
Doombreed was also on Horus' battle barge during the Horus Heresy. His angry ass probably had something to do with rage that seems to be so damn contagious at the time. Sadly the Emperor banished him and his Tzeentchian counterpart M'kran to the warp with a wave of his hand...the faggot.
Fun Facts About Doombreed
- Doombreed seems to be camera shy, or model shy for that matter, considering he's a prominent fluff character yet he's never given an official image or model by GW.
- Not even Angron or An'ggrath could out-angry Doombreed, and it's in their god damned name.
- Doombreed is Genghis motherfucking Khan, who Khorne made into a Daemon Prince immediately after his death. You just don't kill 40 million people in the age of swords, horses, and arrows and escape Khorne's notice, you just don't.
- Doombreed choked the Doomrider to death for being a Slaaneshi cocksucking faggot, and that's why we don't see him anymore.
- Calling him a Weaboo is likely to end with you having an axe jabbed up your ass, because you don't confuse Mongolia (badass horsemen) with Japan (tentacle pr0nz.)