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*[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/ Download it here.] | *[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/ Download it here.] | ||
*[http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/ The legend of Boatmurdered.] | *[http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/ The legend of Boatmurdered.] | ||
*[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_now.html | *[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_now.html Development blog for Dwarf Fortress.] | ||
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Revision as of 15:51, 27 June 2008
Dorf Fortress is the best game in the world. It was created in the dawn of time by Toady One.
Dorfs
Dorfs (singular: Dorf) are awesome short beardy guys that like to dig.
Elves
Elves (singular: elf) are hippie treehuggers whose only use is elven bone bolts. for a bonus, you can open your magma death trap and kill them all.
Cats
Cats are the bane of your existence. You must slaughter all of them before they outbreed you and cause you to suffocate since all the air is filled with cats.
Carp
Carp will EAT YOUR FACE. Do not go near the RIVER. It is full of DEATH.
Elephants
Elephants are demonic creatures of the plains. They will mercilessly kill your Dwarves and then kill the Dwarves that rush out of the fortress to loot the body of their fallen comrade. Elephants never sleep or forget. They spend every moment of every day plotting the downfall of your fortress.
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Drown the world with magma. Its the only way to be sure.
