Fulgrim

Fulgrim in all his psychotic, bishōnen hawtness.

Fulgrim was the HAWTEST goddamn ass hole in the galaxy. He was so hot, that his residual HAWTNESS made the rest of humanity the HAWTEST race in the galaxy. Therefore, all the ugly xenos had to fucking die for the crime of not being human and therefore HAWT. Angron thinks that he's a prissy little faggot and regularly pays his daemonworld visists where he pummels Fulgrim's four armed snake ass into a bloody pulp and generally makes a mockery of Slaanesh in General.

We keep saying "was" because of the fact that he's now a giant snake daemon-prince thingy that barely resembles anything of human perfection or hawt.

Horus Heresy

During the heresy, Fulgrim tried to persuade Horus to stop his heresy, but then Horus somehow managed to coerce Fulgrim into joining him which some fa/tg/uys suspect that it was a promise of untold amounts of of drugs and buttsecks. After he rebelled he killed his best friend. Then Slaanesh appeared before him and he was so much HAWTER than Fulgrim that he dropped down on his knees and started sucking Slaanesh's cock.

Then some kind of Evileeee-hee fucking Slaaneshi daemon took over his body and turned him into a giant painting in a shitty old closet where Slaanesh stores his dildos.

Theeeeen he turned into a 4-armed snake wielding poisoned blades who has no personality whatsoever. Yeah, I don't quite understand that part either.

By the way he's the primarch of the Emperor's Children.

Oh there's a bit more then just that... Fulgrim is like fucking retarded... he picks up a sword made by Xenos, which just whispers 24/7 "FUCK EVERYONE TO DEATH!!!" in his head all the time because of the fact that it was possessed by a Slaaneshi daemon. And Fulgrim is like "This is a completely normal sword that is not telling me to fuck all you bitches to death." and everyone believes him. Even after Elrad himself says the sword is fucking insane and is trying to make him like fuck himself and the whole galaxy to death, Fulgrim is like "NAH-Ah YOUR MOMA'S INSANE, BITCH!" And then right when the Heresy kicks off and Slaanesh starts fucking about in his body, Fulgrim is all like "I'M SOO FUCKING STUPID!!! AND I'M STUCK IN THIS PAINTING BECAUSE I'M A RETARD!".

TL-DR: Fulgrim's sword fucked him in the ass.

Gallery

<gallery> Image:zFulgrimXHorus.jpg|The face that launched a 1,000 slashfics. The sad part is that dialogue is lifted directly from a Horus Heresy book. Image:Fulgrim WIP by SelenaH.jpg|One sexy and psychopathic bastard. Image:Fulgrim by kabarsa.jpg Image:Fulgrim and ferrus by thevampiredio.jpg|Ferrus is such a troll. Image:Fulgrim is perfect by Karooz.jpg|He is so perfect that you'll instantly go to orgasm. File:I would read it.jpg|The vidya geam <gallery>