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[[Image:garruk-wildspeaker.jpg|200px|right|thumb|He's from ****ing Brooklyn]]
[[Image:garruk-wildspeaker.jpg|200px|right|thumb|He's from ****ing Brooklyn]]
A Planeswalker from Magic: the Gathering, specializing in Green magic. Is fukkin huge. Really, really huge. Like Primarch huge. It turns out that he started out just as a normal dude and all that green mana is the world's most awesome protein shake and made him swole being all reason. In more recent times he's had a mild case of the evils, the result of Liliana Vess (Ms Hot Sex herself) getting some black mana on his rocking man-abs. Since then he's been trying to kill her with no obvious success.   
A Planeswalker from Magic: the Gathering, specializing in Green magic. Is fukkin huge. Really, really huge. Like Primarch huge. It turns out that he started out just as a normal dude and all that green mana is the world's most awesome protein shake and made him swole beyond all plausibilty. In more recent times he's had a mild case of the evils, the result of Liliana Vess (Ms Hot Sex herself) getting some black mana on his rocking man-abs. Since then he's been trying to kill her with no obvious success.   


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He's from ****ing Brooklyn

A Planeswalker from Magic: the Gathering, specializing in Green magic. Is fukkin huge. Really, really huge. Like Primarch huge. It turns out that he started out just as a normal dude and all that green mana is the world's most awesome protein shake and made him swole beyond all plausibilty. In more recent times he's had a mild case of the evils, the result of Liliana Vess (Ms Hot Sex herself) getting some black mana on his rocking man-abs. Since then he's been trying to kill her with no obvious success.

Planeswalkers of Magic: The Gathering
Original Five: Ajani Goldmane - Chandra Nalaar
Garruk Wildspeaker - Jace Beleren - Liliana Vess
Alara: Elspeth Tirel - Nicol Bolas - Sarkhan Vol - Tezzeret
Zendikar: Gideon Jura - Nissa Revane - Sorin Markov
Scars of Mirrodin: Karn - Koth of the Hammer - Venser
Innistrad: Tamiyo - Tibalt - Davriel Cane
Return to Ravnica: Domri Rade - Ral Zarek - Vraska
Theros: Ashiok - Kiora - Xenagos - Calix
Tarkir: Ugin - Narset
Kaladesh: Dovin Baan - Saheeli Rai
Amonkhet: Samut
Other: Dack Fayden - Vivien Reid - Kaya
Commander 2014: Daretti - Freyalise - Nahiri - Ob Nixilis - Teferi
Pre-mending: Bo Levar - Commodore Guff - Jaya Ballard - Urza
Forgotten Realms: Ellywick Tumblestrum - Bahamut - Lolth - Zariel - Mordenkainen
Planeswalker Groups: The Gatewatch