Grot

Grots or Gretchins are small cowardly Orkoid creatures who are responsible for the initial construction and maintenance of Ork settlements before their larger kin fully develop. Essentially they're like that wimpy tech geek who gets caught repeatedly in the highschool locker room by the football team and is forced to do their homework and endure endless wedgies purple nurples and swirlies. The life of a gretchin fucking sucks as there's a high likelihood of you being shot lit on fire stepped on or eaten or some combination of all of these. Due to the risky nature of their lives Gretchins have developed the mentality of a whipped dog and are therefore much sneakier than their larger cousins, even so they're lucky to live for more than two years.

Why it sucks to be a Gretchin

1. Your a scrawny midget surrounded by bellowing aggressive morons.
2. Your named after the ugly chick in class who smells like rotten ass and dick cheese.
3. You may be used as live ammunition.
4. You wont live past the age of 2.
5. You may be eaten for the sake of lulz.
6. Your guns suck worse than the flashlights used by the Imperial Guard
7. You and your friends will be used to clear minefields on a regular basis.
8. It's amusing when you go pop.