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Alessio Cortez was the mightest mexican in space and the hardest known hero of the [[Crimson Fists]] [[Space Marine]] Chapter. He was known as the Master of the Charge (not explained what the title means but we can take a guess) and the captain of the fourth company. Proof of his utter manliness is given below, so view with awe children. | Alessio Cortez was the mightest mexican in space and the hardest known hero of the [[Crimson Fists]] [[Space Marine]] Chapter. He was known as the Master of the Charge (not explained what the title means but we can take a guess) and the captain of the fourth company. Proof of his utter manliness is given below, so view with awe children. | ||
Revision as of 18:07, 14 February 2014
Alessio Cortez was the mightest mexican in space and the hardest known hero of the Crimson Fists Space Marine Chapter. He was known as the Master of the Charge (not explained what the title means but we can take a guess) and the captain of the fourth company. Proof of his utter manliness is given below, so view with awe children.
He was known for being prideful, stubborn and being almost impossible to actually kill. It was said he had only two bones left in his body he hadn't broken at one time or the other and images of him show that at least his face was a patchwork of old scars and burn marks. He survived the disaster on Rynn's world (of course, as if a minor nuclear explosion could off him). During a fight with an Ork Warboss he had his right arm ripped off. Showing what he thought of that he rammed a krak grenade down it's greeny throat as it roared it's victory which promptly blew it up. He's a bit too over the top stubborn though as he reported to duty right afterwards to his Chapter Master Pedro Kantor with his right arm gone and had to be ordered to have it seen to. I knew the marines were mentally programmed to behave but not to the extent of losing logic (scratch that we've seen plenty of evidence of that before!).
“Not likely,” protested Cortez. “I’m still in this. I’m fine.” “No,” Kantor boomed. “You lost an arm, Alessio. By the mercy of the Emperor alone, you’re lucky you didn’t lose your life.” Cortez gestured over Kantor’s shoulder. “I haven’t lost an arm, brother. It’s right over there.” Actual Quote from "Rynn's World" by Steve Parker
Other memorable victories include disarming an Ork warlord by twisting his torso while the ork's sword was embedded in his chest, allowing him to end up killing the warlord and his bodyguards; breaking an Eldar line of defence (not hard) despite having a stab through the heart and a couple of heavy weapon hits; defending a breach for 21 hours of constant fighting; and fighting a six week campaign without supplies, setting a new chapter record. Yep, it's confirmed this man is nuts and sends shivers down your spine at the sheer balls he must have. Because it wouldn't be 40k without the grimdark, the senior Crimson Fists worry greatly, not about the stubborn maniac leading a company, but about the effect on morale when Cortez actually dies. Cortez himself also worries because being the unkillable captain means he has to keep doing crazy shit to maintain the reputation and the morale boost it gives his company, but he also realises that he will die eventually and his death will crush his company.
He went missing in action battling some Eldar (it seems everyone goes missing battling Eldar...) and his whereabouts are currently unknown although his old mate Kantor is convinced he is alive somewhere.
Knowing the Eldar they probs did nick him to dump him on a planet somewhere to carry out something they wanted killed and couldn't be bothered to do it themselves. Failing that or a certain necron has collected him to add to his collection....
His model is seriously sweet with it's huge fist raised just ready to do some pounding and many non-crimson fist players have converted the model for use in their own marine armies; it would be a shame after all to let such a dramatically posed model go to waste.