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The yellow [[Space Marines|guys]] and the forefathers of the [[Crimson Fists|blue guys with red hands]], as well as the [[Black Templars|in-game Angry Marines]]. They aren't as angry as the Angry Marines, but they [[/tg/ gets shit done|get the shit done]]. (Unlike [[Ultramarines|some people.]]) | The yellow [[Space Marines|guys]] and the forefathers of the [[Crimson Fists|blue guys with red hands]], as well as the [[Black Templars|in-game Angry Marines]]. They aren't as angry as the Angry Marines, but they [[/tg/ gets shit done|get the shit done]]. (Unlike [[Ultramarines|some people.]]) | ||
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The yellow guys and the forefathers of the blue guys with red hands, as well as the in-game Angry Marines. They aren't as angry as the Angry Marines, but they get the shit done. (Unlike some people.)
They also have a strange fetish for the pain glove. The weird thing is that it isn't even a glove. Apparently, it's just a fucking bodysuit hung on a gibbet or something that hurts you a lot. They are set to star in the Ultramarines movie, probably to teach aforementioned smurfs how to get the shit done, or probably steal the movie from the smurfs and make the Theater explode due to epicness and faithful Imperium subjects yelling as many literal one liners of 40k when they see the motherfucking Imperial Fists. Also, John Hurt is playing a IF chaplain in said film. Thus further solidifying that Imperial Fists = Awesome.
They were the first to personally guard the Emperor before the Custodes during the Great Crusades. Not only that, their Primarch personally carried the Emperor's fucked up body all the way to the Golden Throne. How smurfs became more famous for writing a book about how to be a Space Marine than the chapter who did all the shit for/with the Emperor, the Imperium may never know.