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Being a [[Grot]] is not a nice life. You are a scrawny, weak, little being among big, aggressive [[Ork]]s who love to kill stuff and view anything smaller than themselves as inferiors to be yelled at, kicked and forced to do their boss work. Your life is one of cowering, hoping to avoid the wrath of your huge superiors, scraping up small scraps of food, doing what they say to ''hopefully'' avoid being kicked, eaten or shot; hiding and fighting their fellow grots over half-eaten squig legs with your fellow grot. This often breeds spite and bitterness among many grots over the course of their often short lives. | Being a [[Grot]] is not a nice life. You are a scrawny, weak, little being among big, aggressive [[Ork]]s who love to kill stuff and view anything smaller than themselves as inferiors to be yelled at, kicked and forced to do their boss work. Your life is one of cowering, hoping to avoid the wrath of your huge superiors, scraping up small scraps of food, doing what they say to ''hopefully'' avoid being kicked, eaten or shot; hiding and fighting their fellow grots over half-eaten squig legs with your fellow grot. This often breeds spite and bitterness among many grots over the course of their often short lives. | ||
But a few escape this. One day a Mekboy will scoop up some lucky grot, a painboy with hammer some wires into his brain and he will be sealed into a 3-meter-tall armed water heater on legs called a '''Killa Kan'''. Suddenly he's bigger, harder, stronger and shootier than all those boyz who abused him, and '''''it is payback time.''''' After that, he gets to take out his frustrations on some spikey boyz, and everything's great for him. The only boyz he can't get after are those interred in [[Deff Dred]]s. | But a few escape this. One day a Mekboy will scoop up some lucky grot, a painboy with hammer some wires into his brain and he will be sealed into a 3-meter-tall armed water heater on legs called a '''Killa Kan'''. Suddenly he's bigger, harder, stronger and shootier than all those boyz who abused him, and '''''it is payback time.''''' After that, he gets to take out his frustrations on some spikey boyz, and everything's great for him. The only boyz he can't get after are those interred in [[Deff Dred]]s. Of course, they're still every bit as cowardly as they were before. | ||
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Being a Grot is not a nice life. You are a scrawny, weak, little being among big, aggressive Orks who love to kill stuff and view anything smaller than themselves as inferiors to be yelled at, kicked and forced to do their boss work. Your life is one of cowering, hoping to avoid the wrath of your huge superiors, scraping up small scraps of food, doing what they say to hopefully avoid being kicked, eaten or shot; hiding and fighting their fellow grots over half-eaten squig legs with your fellow grot. This often breeds spite and bitterness among many grots over the course of their often short lives.
But a few escape this. One day a Mekboy will scoop up some lucky grot, a painboy with hammer some wires into his brain and he will be sealed into a 3-meter-tall armed water heater on legs called a Killa Kan. Suddenly he's bigger, harder, stronger and shootier than all those boyz who abused him, and it is payback time. After that, he gets to take out his frustrations on some spikey boyz, and everything's great for him. The only boyz he can't get after are those interred in Deff Dreds. Of course, they're still every bit as cowardly as they were before.