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==Subspecies== | ==Subspecies== | ||
Unlike most of the races in WFB, Lizardmen are actually divided into a number of distinct subspecies, each with a different role in Lizzie society. | |||
===Saurus=== | ===Saurus=== | ||
'''Saurus''' are the main footsoldiers of the Lizardmen and, by and large, the "face" of the army. | |||
===Slann=== | ===Slann=== | ||
The '''Slann''' are the obese, magic frogs we were talking about above. They're among the most powerful wizards in the entirety of the Warhammer World. | |||
===Skinks=== | ===Skinks=== | ||
'''Skinks''' are the smallest type of Lizardmen. They act as the administrators and artisans of Lizardmen society. Despite their small size (roughly the same as a [[Goblin]]), Skinks can be a formidable military force, as they have highly-accurate, poisoned blowpipes. | |||
===Kroxigor=== | ===Kroxigor=== | ||
'''Kroxigor''' are like Skinks but bigger and dumber; so, in other words, what [[Ogre]]s are to [[Halfling]]s (at least in the Warhammer World). They're the main workers and builders of the Lizardmen. In war, they work together with Skinks, forming units termed "Skrox" by the fans. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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The Lizardmen are a faction in Warhammer Fantasy Battles. They are a race of Aztec/Inca-like, Chaos-hating, reptillian creatures that live in Lustria, the Warhammer World's analogue to South America.
History
They are ruled by the bastard offspring of Jabba the Hut and a frog, also known as Slann. The Slann were subcontractors of the Old Ones, who fled from a parallel universe because they where exterminated by the true 40k Terminators (and I don't those Power-Armoured Creator's Pets) and jellyfishes of doom, and decided to build a new world for later fuck up it as they always do thanks to their hippie culture.
The Slann were so fucking lazy they demanded some extra help, and the Old Ones created the Skinks, the Saurus and the Kroxigors, using some Chuck Norris essence in the process, because no matter how small a Lizardman may be, it can still obliterate your scrotum with only a wood stick connected to some pointy obsidian rocks. They hate furs(but they are scaliefags), emo elves and pirate zombies, loving to feed their snake pets with Skaven bitches and smashing rotted imitators of Jack Sparrow when they are bored, also their cities have a shitload of gold and when not feel in the mood usually contract merc Estalian and Tilean guys for do the dirty job. They are also well known friends of tomb kings and Grandpa Dreadnought with their get the hell off my lawn policies. Though they suck at this policy because the Warriors of Chaos have built up a fucking raiding town in their country and spend their time slaughtering their outposts and cities and stealing their lizard mounts. So, in short, they get their asses kicked by the Warriors of Chaos, but that's okay because the Warriors of Chaos are motherfucking Vikings. Honestly they only care about the endothermic fucks stealing their plaques. They don't give a shit about settlements, just that they don't touch anything. Which the Vikings have figured out, and thus don't get buttfucked every time they do something.
Also, Dinosaurs > Vikings.
Currently they have set up a colony in the Warhammer World's analoge to England.
People like to draw them raping amazons [does NOT require photo evidence].
Subspecies
Unlike most of the races in WFB, Lizardmen are actually divided into a number of distinct subspecies, each with a different role in Lizzie society.
Saurus
Saurus are the main footsoldiers of the Lizardmen and, by and large, the "face" of the army.
Slann
The Slann are the obese, magic frogs we were talking about above. They're among the most powerful wizards in the entirety of the Warhammer World.
Skinks
Skinks are the smallest type of Lizardmen. They act as the administrators and artisans of Lizardmen society. Despite their small size (roughly the same as a Goblin), Skinks can be a formidable military force, as they have highly-accurate, poisoned blowpipes.
Kroxigor
Kroxigor are like Skinks but bigger and dumber; so, in other words, what Ogres are to Halflings (at least in the Warhammer World). They're the main workers and builders of the Lizardmen. In war, they work together with Skinks, forming units termed "Skrox" by the fans.
See Also
Gallery
<gallery> File:FUCK YOU CHAOS.jpg|Play Lizards. Or I'll cut you. File:Slann and their Magical Force Fields.jpg|Slann are the only Wizards that can go one-to-one against a Lord of Change.