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| Jaela Daran (also known as the Loli-pope, or Jaelbait) is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the Silver Flame in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much an expy for the pope of the Roman Catholic Church.
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| She is also [[Loli|eleven years old]]. With 21 Charisma.
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| [[DFC|Delicious flat chest]], delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, the authority of a holy empire, she plays to many a fa/tg/uy's fetishes.
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| WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like [[Elminster]] isn't an author avatar when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.
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| Note that she's about six times as powerful within the confines of the Silver Flame's Vatican-equivalent than she is outside (18th level vs 3rd in the 3.5e book). Make of that what you will, potential pope-nappers.
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| [[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Mary Sue]]
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