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==The METAL BOXES song== | ==The METAL BOXES song== | ||
Admittedly Chaos Lords aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like Carron, but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him. | Admittedly [[Chaos]] Chaos Lord|Lords]] aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like Carron, but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him. | ||
METAL BOXES on the hillside, | METAL BOXES on the hillside, | ||
METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens! | METAL BOXES full of [[Indrick Boreale|Spess]] [[Space Marines|Mehreens]]! | ||
We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD, | We must crush them 4 teh [[Khorne|BLOOD GOD]], | ||
All the RHINOS must be burned! | All the RHINOS must be burned! | ||
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Destroy them, my minions! | Destroy them, my minions! | ||
We shall shoot them with our Bolters, | We shall shoot them with our [[Bolter|Bolters]], | ||
We shall tear them into scraps! | We shall tear them into scraps! | ||
Revision as of 18:29, 11 February 2010
Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We... We should take away their METAL BOXES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
The METAL BOXES song
Admittedly Chaos Chaos Lord|Lords]] aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like Carron, but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens!
We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD,
All the RHINOS must be burned!
There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind
And a Dreadnought and a Predator,
But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,
METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!
All the foolish little Spess Mehreens
Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,
Well they’ll find it hard to hide when
THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!
All their tactics and their transports
And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH
Cannot stand the power of Chaos,
We shall take their tanks away!
Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!
I hate them more than anything!
They’re the reason Mummy hates me,
They’re the cause of all my pain!
Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,
And my voice acting’s hammy,
This whole game is fucking awful,
And the RHINOS caused it all!
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
Destroy them, my minions!
We shall shoot them with our Bolters,
We shall tear them into scraps!
They are cowards, they are weaklings,
An offence to the BLOOD GOD!
And they’re made out of adamantium
AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!
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THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!
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Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.
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Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!!
