METAL BOXES

METAL BAWKES!

Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The METAL BOXES song

Admittedly Chaos Lords aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like Carron, but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.

METAL BOXES on the hillside,

METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens!

We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD,

All the RHINOS must be burned!

There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind

And a Dreadnought and a Predator,

But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,

METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!

All the foolish little Spess Mehreens

Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,

Well they’ll find it hard to hide when

THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!

All their tactics and their transports

And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH

Cannot stand the power of Chaos,

We shall take their tanks away!

Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!

I hate them more than anything!

They’re the reason Mummy hates me,

They’re the cause of all my pain!

Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,

And my voice acting’s hammy,

This whole game is fucking awful,

And the RHINOS caused it all!

METAL BOXES on the hillside,

Destroy them, my minions!

We shall shoot them with our Bolters,

We shall tear them into scraps!

They are cowards, they are weaklings,

An offence to the BLOOD GOD!

And they’re made out of adamantium

AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!

See also

• Rhino Transport

External Links

• The original scene in its glory!
• Metal Bawkses now also available in French...
• ...and in German! (Skip to 3:47)

Gallery

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  THE COWARDS! THE FEWLS!

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  Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.

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  Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed