Macha

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Poor Macha.

Macha is an Eldar Farseer from Dawn of War. She can never get laid. She is alternately friends with or the sister of Taldeer. If sister, she's another daughter of Eldrad along with Taldeer. We're a little shaky on these things. Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked.

She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.

Later developments brought about the discovery that Macha is destined to be with the Emprah, but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively. There are also conflicting opinions on whether Macha is actually saving herself for the Emperor and choosing to be a virgin, or the fact that she doesn't know about it at all and is constantly frustrated as to why she fails to get laid when her body is literally the hottest piece of ass this grimdark universe has ever seen.

For a while, she died. But got some right before it. /tg/ brought her back, though.

Recently, it was learned that Macha murdered her sister Taldeer after years of being forced to live in her sister's shadow and fled from Ulthwe. Eldrad made no attmept to stop her, although LIIVI pursued her across the universe. Upon catching her, he found her an inconsolable wreck and took pity on her, unable to avenge his lover. Many speculate due to these events that LIIVI and Macha are now an item. Others believe these notions nothing more than the collective wet dream of Machafags everywhere.

Recently she has developed a crush on the Spess Merhen CaptainGabriel Angelos wich is one of the very few none space wolves Astartes that has hair. Some belive that Macha's destiny is to be with Angelos wich is almost as epic as Vance Mother Fucking Stubbs.

Stories Featuring Macha

• Imber
• The Ever Virgin

See Also

• Caerys, another farseer
• Gabriel Angelos, Macha's newest crush

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  This pic has Macha, boobs, whiskey, porno, heresy, a natural twenty, xenos love, the Emperor, a fallen paladin of sorts, chainmail on the armor on the floor, and -4 STR.

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  Macha encounters the faptau

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  Over-reacting much?