Monday

Overview

Monday... that says it all, doesn't it? That first day of the week, usually (if not always) the shittiest day of the week. It's the day where you have to get your lazy ass outta bed to go to work, school, or other activities which require you to be civil, in on time, be appropriately dressed and have your brain switched on at 7 in the morning if not earlier. Yep, Mondays suck. To make everything worse though, one usually has a really bad hangover and is fuck-all tired. Also, many promotions occur on Monday. Plus, if you have a spawn receptacle, well no happy times for you coz she's got a headache. The ONLY redeeming factor for this day is that it's when new episodes of Adventure Time air on Cartoon Network. Adventure time is now on Thursday.

bad things about Monday

• 1st day of the work week
• no good stuff
• heretic day of worship BLAM! HERESY!

Good things about Monday

• Astrologers proclaim week of the Hedgehog. All dwellings increase population.
• Bring a M-16 to work/school and proceed to play target practice! HERESY!*BLAM*
• If you live in Australia, Monday is Pubday.
• For a small number of fa/tg/uys, Monday is the day that their DnD group meets for six hours.
• For an even smaller number of cross-board crawlers, Nash Bozard streams Radio Dead Air live on Monday nights

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