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The thread [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3052712/ can be found] in the archive, it currently holds the title of the most upvoted one. | The thread [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3052712/ can be found] in the archive, it currently holds the title of the most upvoted one. | ||
==How to troll/piss off moot== | |||
[[File:God-Emperor of Trollkind.jpg|300px|right|thumb|If the suggestions below do not appeal to your tastes, more direct measures can be used...]] | |||
Over the years mootikins has grown increasingly malevolent and has become quite violent towards the majority of 4chan (though it should be noted that this doesn't drive posters away because 4chan is as addictive as crack). This guide is to help you rape his bravado and use his ego against him. | |||
'''Dynamic IP/Proxy:''' Using a dynamic or a proxy is one of the best ways to anger him and his moderators, being able to evade bans without a trace will piss them off royally as they see it as an insult and defying their "power", if you do get banned just post a comment in the ban appeal box boasting about your Dynamic IP/proxy and how you're going to do this all over again. Saying "your resistance only makes my penis harder" will add insult to injury as well. | |||
'''NOTE:'''Moot never actually appeals bans, they ban appeal feature is merely used by moot to get your IP on his shit-list. | |||
'''Furry:''' When used properly in conjunction with dynamic IP's and proxies, furry porn dump can lead to trolling on an apocalyptic scale. | |||
'''Mark Zuckerberg:''' Moot's deep seated hatred and envy of Mark Zuckerberg is no secret, Mark's immense success as a former internet entrepreneur and currently CEO is one of the main sources of moot's bitterness. He envies the fact that 4chan (which was founded in 2003) is stated as being a "sea of piss" and the "anus of the internet" and has only been marginaly profitable for Mr. Poole wheres Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook (launched in 2004) has lead Mr. Zuckerberg to become a figure of international fame and the CEO of a 2 billion dollar company. While 4chan and Facebook are very different (one encouraging anonymous activity while the other is a full-on social network) moot's jealousy of Mark's success with Facebook compared to 4chan has left Poole with a bitter and hateful nature. However, he is not above using Facebook as a tool to pursue his own ends as seen with Canvas, which leaves us with our last way to piss off moot... | |||
'''The fall of Canvas:''' The 4chan communities harsh criticism of the fact that you need to log into Canvas via Facebook has esentially doomed Canvas to its inevitable fall the moment it is fully opened to everybody. The entiety of the 4chan community will flood onto Canvas and turn what could have been a great social and media network into the Second Great Sea of Piss. Pointing this out to moot is another great way to piss him off as it reminds him that no matter what he builds and no matter where he goes 4chan will be there to tear down his ambitions and piss all over him. | |||
There are many ways to anger the king of 4chan but these are the most effective tactics; it should be noted however that doing any of these will undoubtly result in you receiving a perma-ban which makes it vital that you use a dynamic IP, if you don't have one then use proxies (and don't forget to rub it in his face). | |||
==A note on leadership== | |||
As an interesting note regarding Moot's failures and the state of 4chan in general, a number of prominant leaders throughout history have informed people that leadership is more than just calling the shots. Often times, one's subordinates emulate their leadership. A leader who follows his own rules, dispenses judgements fairly and accurately, and who remains level-headed will have subordinates who do the same. The fact that Moot's mod's are completely out of control and seem to lack unified goals speaks a great deal about Moot as a person and a leader. Essentially, it says that not only has Moot been and always will be a total faggot, but he also has no idea what the fuck he is doing. | |||
Bear this in mind while trolling. You can't make a real difference. Moot is a born incompetent. | |||
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Revision as of 23:45, 8 November 2011
m♥♥t = Dawww
The most well-known instance of interaction between Moot, the creator of 4chan, and /tg/ was when Moot banned one of /tg/'s most obnoxious tripfags. A friendly chat and some drawfaggotry ensued.
The thread can be found in the archive, it currently holds the title of the most upvoted one.
How to troll/piss off moot
Over the years mootikins has grown increasingly malevolent and has become quite violent towards the majority of 4chan (though it should be noted that this doesn't drive posters away because 4chan is as addictive as crack). This guide is to help you rape his bravado and use his ego against him.
Dynamic IP/Proxy: Using a dynamic or a proxy is one of the best ways to anger him and his moderators, being able to evade bans without a trace will piss them off royally as they see it as an insult and defying their "power", if you do get banned just post a comment in the ban appeal box boasting about your Dynamic IP/proxy and how you're going to do this all over again. Saying "your resistance only makes my penis harder" will add insult to injury as well.
NOTE:Moot never actually appeals bans, they ban appeal feature is merely used by moot to get your IP on his shit-list.
Furry: When used properly in conjunction with dynamic IP's and proxies, furry porn dump can lead to trolling on an apocalyptic scale.
Mark Zuckerberg: Moot's deep seated hatred and envy of Mark Zuckerberg is no secret, Mark's immense success as a former internet entrepreneur and currently CEO is one of the main sources of moot's bitterness. He envies the fact that 4chan (which was founded in 2003) is stated as being a "sea of piss" and the "anus of the internet" and has only been marginaly profitable for Mr. Poole wheres Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook (launched in 2004) has lead Mr. Zuckerberg to become a figure of international fame and the CEO of a 2 billion dollar company. While 4chan and Facebook are very different (one encouraging anonymous activity while the other is a full-on social network) moot's jealousy of Mark's success with Facebook compared to 4chan has left Poole with a bitter and hateful nature. However, he is not above using Facebook as a tool to pursue his own ends as seen with Canvas, which leaves us with our last way to piss off moot...
The fall of Canvas: The 4chan communities harsh criticism of the fact that you need to log into Canvas via Facebook has esentially doomed Canvas to its inevitable fall the moment it is fully opened to everybody. The entiety of the 4chan community will flood onto Canvas and turn what could have been a great social and media network into the Second Great Sea of Piss. Pointing this out to moot is another great way to piss him off as it reminds him that no matter what he builds and no matter where he goes 4chan will be there to tear down his ambitions and piss all over him.
There are many ways to anger the king of 4chan but these are the most effective tactics; it should be noted however that doing any of these will undoubtly result in you receiving a perma-ban which makes it vital that you use a dynamic IP, if you don't have one then use proxies (and don't forget to rub it in his face).
A note on leadership
As an interesting note regarding Moot's failures and the state of 4chan in general, a number of prominant leaders throughout history have informed people that leadership is more than just calling the shots. Often times, one's subordinates emulate their leadership. A leader who follows his own rules, dispenses judgements fairly and accurately, and who remains level-headed will have subordinates who do the same. The fact that Moot's mod's are completely out of control and seem to lack unified goals speaks a great deal about Moot as a person and a leader. Essentially, it says that not only has Moot been and always will be a total faggot, but he also has no idea what the fuck he is doing.
Bear this in mind while trolling. You can't make a real difference. Moot is a born incompetent.
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