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Primarch of the [[Death Guard]] (XIV legion), now [[Chaos Space Marines]]. Was left on the world Barbarus by the [[Chaos]] gods. He cleaved and smote his way to victory and went to kill his adoptive father who may or may not have been a [[daemon]] but, was too weak and succumbed to the poisonous upper atmosphere. Cue, [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor]] time and one hit kill. Mortarion gets his own legion and swears allegiance to the big E. After a few years of raping and pillaging those filthy Xenos he becomes best buds with [[Horus]] and that [[Konrad Curze|creepy pseudo-vampire]]. Long story short, him and his legion now worship [[Nurgle]] and owns his personal little planet in the [[Eye of Terror]] from which all disease and plagues in the galaxy originate. Of note, he is now a Deamon Prince so don't piss him off. He should probably work out more so as to get back into shape but, the fact that he just has to be within a few kilometers for you to die from the toxic emanations sort of renders that superfluous. | Primarch of the [[Death Guard]] (XIV legion), now [[Chaos Space Marines]]. Was left on the world Barbarus by the [[Chaos]] gods. He cleaved and smote his way to victory and went to kill his adoptive father who may or may not have been a [[daemon]] but, was too weak and succumbed to the poisonous upper atmosphere. Cue, [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor]] time and one hit kill. Mortarion gets his own legion and swears allegiance to the big E. After a few years of raping and pillaging those filthy Xenos he becomes best buds with [[Horus]] and that [[Konrad Curze|creepy pseudo-vampire]]. Long story short, him and his legion now worship [[Nurgle]] and owns his personal little planet in the [[Eye of Terror]] from which all disease and plagues in the galaxy originate. Of note, he is now a Deamon Prince so don't piss him off. He should probably work out more so as to get back into shape but, the fact that he just has to be within a few kilometers for you to die from the toxic emanations sort of renders that superfluous. | ||
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Oh and he got his ass handed to him by [[Kaldor Draigo|SUPREME GRAND MASTER DRAIGO]] who carved the name of the previous SUPREME GRAND MASTER, Janus, into Mortarion's heart. | Oh and he got his ass handed to him by [[Kaldor Draigo|SUPREME GRAND MASTER DRAIGO]] who carved the name of the previous SUPREME GRAND MASTER, Janus, into Mortarion's heart. | ||
Revision as of 17:26, 16 July 2011
Primarch of the Death Guard (XIV legion), now Chaos Space Marines. Was left on the world Barbarus by the Chaos gods. He cleaved and smote his way to victory and went to kill his adoptive father who may or may not have been a daemon but, was too weak and succumbed to the poisonous upper atmosphere. Cue, Emperor time and one hit kill. Mortarion gets his own legion and swears allegiance to the big E. After a few years of raping and pillaging those filthy Xenos he becomes best buds with Horus and that creepy pseudo-vampire. Long story short, him and his legion now worship Nurgle and owns his personal little planet in the Eye of Terror from which all disease and plagues in the galaxy originate. Of note, he is now a Deamon Prince so don't piss him off. He should probably work out more so as to get back into shape but, the fact that he just has to be within a few kilometers for you to die from the toxic emanations sort of renders that superfluous.
Oh and he got his ass handed to him by SUPREME GRAND MASTER DRAIGO who carved the name of the previous SUPREME GRAND MASTER, Janus, into Mortarion's heart.
The only possible explanation is that Mortarion let Draigo write on his heart. Maybe doing so condemned Janus's soul to Nurgle's possession, or Mortarion is so powerful that he does not care if somebody graffitis on his heart.
And, for the record, Matt Ward's wet dream is Rowboat Girlyman carving his name on Mortarion's heart.