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| [[Image:Neckbeard.jpg|thumb|The glorious neckbeard.]]
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| '''Neckbeards''' are, unsurprisingly, the lowest form of human life on Earth. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or [[RPG|roleplayer]]. This is a primary reason why users frequenting [[/tg/]] are nicknamed "Neckbeards" as well. They are also called fa/tg/uys. The only real difference is that you do not need to frequent /tg/ to be a Neckbeard (or have one).
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| According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of [[RAGE|nerdrage]], that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard.
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| A more plausible theory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of [[Fist of the North Star|tears.]] Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness.
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| The oldest Neckbeards are called Grey Beards, and are old. Hence the space in their name, out of reverence.
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| [[drawfag|Banhammer40kun]] Is known to have a large neckbeard.
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| It should be noted that the internet has, in recent years, been using the term "neckbearded" as a derogatory slur against antisocial, socially-incompetent basement-dwellers. This usage is erroneous, and most likely originated from some moron seeing a fa/tg/uy use the term "neckbeard" outside of /tg/, and decided to pick up its usage without knowing what it meant, much like a monkey copying a human he saw writing by banging a twig on some bark. While /tg/ can be both antisocial and basement-dwelling, the term "neckbeard" has always been used affectionately, and being called a Neckbeard is often a sure sign that /tg/ finds you similar to themselves (tolerability, however, is another matter).
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